a guy who used to be on my beat more than once over the years called his desk just before deadline and asked if they got his story. which he hadn't filed.
they'd check and say, no, it wasn't in there. he'd sound perplexed, say there must be a computer problem, old rickety laptop, and he'll work on it
then he'd finish the story, the computer problem would mysteriously be solved, and he'd file 10 or 15 minutes late. his desk thought he was a hero for figuring out his computer issue and getting his story in all on deadline
brilliant