And that's how the fight started

[Drip]

Just for laughs and not for insults. Let's start a gag thread.

Man is sitting at home watching TV. His wife comes in and says, "Honey, what's on TV?"
Man replies "Dust!"

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

And the wife moved out after the fight. The husband was so upset, he **** in a small box and sent it to the wife for Valentine's Day.

 

[imjustagirl]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Win.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 and says "hey, how's it going?"
Guy 2 shoots him in the face.

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Ace]

Get off your ass and dust the TV and quit looking for sympathy, Drip.

 

[The Big Ragu]

A man had to visit HR this morning. A co-worker charged him with sexual harassment over a comment that he made to her in passing.

And that's how the fight started.

 

[slappy4428]

Someone called Rob Parker a talentless hack, oblivious to reality, truth and everything around him. Someone else defended him, saying that he couldn't have made it this far without talent and by being irresponsible.

And that's how the fight started.

 

[RickStain]

Someone brought up the possibility of an athlete entering a hall of fame.

And that's how the fight started.

 

[bwright]

Someone said Twitter was on the way out.

And that's when the fight started.

 

[Huggy]

And the midget said, "Next time I'll hold the ladder!"

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Batman]

Someone started a political thread.

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Armchair_QB]

There once was a man from Nantucket.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

They said, "Sir, you can't do that here."

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Drip]

John, "I had a nice time, but I don't think you were giving it your best effort."
Hooker, "I'm sorry that you feel that way but I don't give refunds."
And that's how the fight started.

 

[Ace]

John, "I had a nice time, but I don't think you were giving it your best effort." Hooker, "I'm sorry that you feel that way but I don't give refunds."
And that's how the fight started.

Where's the punchline?

 

[Pete Incaviglia]

Someone started a political thread.

And that's how the fight started.

Well played.

 

[slappy4428]

John, "I had a nice time, but I don't think you were giving it your best effort." Hooker, "I'm sorry that you feel that way but I don't give refunds."
And that's how the fight started.

Where's the punchline?

Are you considering the source? No?

And that's how the fight started...

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Someone started a thread about how the fight started ...

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Dyno]

They took it to PMs.

And that's how the fight started.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

BYH lasted just seven seconds. His woman was not satisfied.

And that's how the fight started.