Am I messed up?

[Bubbler]

HBO and HBO2 are side-by-side on my hotel's TV channel list.

One is currently showing Cathouse, the other is showing Oz. I haven't seen Oz in ages so I chose to watch it.

Oz, a show regularly featuring assrape, etc., versus Cathouse which is wall-to-wall consensual sex (for money).

Should I be concerned about me? I'll hang up and listen.

 

[BYH]

Without reading the entire message...yes.

 

[slappy4428]

No. We're not so why should you.


Next question?

 

[Flash]

If watching other people have sex is wrong, I'm going to hell.

 

[lono]

Bubs:

Sounds like you might have caught The Gay.

If you wake up with an uncontrollable urge to go shoe shopping, well, you'll know for sure.

Not judging, just sayin'.

 

[Bubbler]

No. We're not so why should you.


Next question?

(sniff) Slappy, your warm message moved me so much, I can't decide whether the proper metaphor is to compare it to Chicago's You're The Inspiration or Boston's More Than A Feeling. (sniff)

 

[dooley_womack1]

What, no Hallmark Channel?

 

[slappy4428]

No. We're not so why should you.


Next question?

(sniff) Slappy, your warm message moved me so much, I can't decide whether the proper metaphor is to compare it to Chicago's You're The Inspiration or Boston's More Than A Feeling. (sniff)

As long as you didn't say Neil and Dara Sedaka's Never Should Have Let You Go, I'm good with that....

 

[Bubbler]

Bubs:

Sounds like you might have caught The Gay.

If you wake up with an uncontrollable urge to go shoe shopping, well, you'll know for sure.

Not judging, just sayin'.

Oh, no, no, no. Shoe shopping? Are you serious?

**** that. I have the sudden urge to shiv someone. But not to be the coolest ***** in Oz.

 

[Batman]

Bubs:

Sounds like you might have caught The Gay.

If you wake up with an uncontrollable urge to go shoe shopping, well, you'll know for sure.

Not judging, just sayin'.

Or if he's whistling show tunes in the shower tomorrow morning.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[zeke12]

Depends on whether you're jerking off or not.

 

[Paper Dragon]

Can't you just watch Cathouse for 8 seconds or so and then flip over to Oz, which actually has a plot?

 

[spnited]

Thread title: "Am I messed up?"
Thread starter: Bubbler

Do we really have to read any posts to know the answer?

 

[Freelance Hack]

If you get the West Coast feeds, you could watch Cathouse three hours later.

 

[mike311gd]

I see no problem with Bubbler or his choice of entertainment. He is the most normal person on this site.

 

[Songbird]

Bubbler, are you dreaming about hard, throbbing ...

 

[mike311gd]

Bubbler, are you dreaming about hard, throbbing ...

Fried chicken?

 

[RossLT]

Cathouse is horrible, it is not even porn. It is the worst show on HBO, nothing but a ******* tease. Watch Oz, it is way more interesting.

 

[mike311gd]

I watched it a couple weeks ago. No part of me was happy about it.