All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a deity thread!

[MisterCreosote]

Someone needs to start a running Tebow thread (since his passing is still questionable). God will look kindly on that poster and bestow upon him a real female wearing a very snug bra.

I'm only starting this thread because of CB's prediction of what will come to the OP. ;D

 

[Lieslntx]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

Loving me some MC.

 

[outofplace]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

Somehow, I'm not thinking that this one thread will contain the Tebow worship.

 

[Armchair_QB]

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It's spelled deity.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

He does get a bit diety during off-season workout time, though, and it pays off in his conditioning.

 

[YGBFKM]

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****.

 

[Care Bear]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

MisterCreosote,

God has been notified of your selfless exercise in honoring his Son. Not only will God grant you the warm bosom of a woman, He will also allow you the pleasure of selecting from one of His own heavenly angels.

Enjoy your new pair if wings.

 

[RickStain]

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I'm sold to LTL's point of view now:

The Broncos' style of play wears out opposing defensive lines and keeps the game close. Then, in the fourth quarter, there's no pass rush and Tebow has all the time in the world to do his thing.

They are going to lose some close games eventually. Someday the opposing kicker will make the OT field goal or the idiotic opposing RB will fall down in bounds or something. But it's a viable strategy.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

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He does get a bit diety during off-season workout time, though, and it pays off in his conditioning.

Either that, or he's running for a seat in the Japanese legislature.

 

[Armchair_QB]

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****.

Marion Barber. Once a Gopher. Alway a Gopher.

 

[Double J]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

MisterCreosote,

God has been notified of your selfless exercise in honoring his Son. Not only will God grant you the warm bosom of a woman, He will also allow you the pleasure of selecting from one of His own heavenly angels.

Enjoy your new pair if wings.

He Tebows in the presence of the awesome.

http://tebowing.com/

 

[NoOneLikesUs]

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Bob Costas should wipe his chin after that halftime Tebow BJ.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

MisterCreosote,

God has been notified of your selfless exercise in honoring his Son. Not only will God grant you the warm bosom of a woman, He will also allow you the pleasure of selecting from one of His own heavenly angels.

Enjoy your new pair if wings.

Are those the older relatives of my (un)favorite picture post of yours?

 

[dreunc1542]

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Stop quoting the ****ing picture!

 

[MileHigh]

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Bob Costas should wipe his chin after that halftime Tebow BJ.

I think it was better for Bob than it was for St. Tim.

 

[LongTimeListener]

Re: All-purpose, running Tim Tebow sucks/is a diety thread!

I'm sold to LTL's point of view now:

The Broncos' style of play wears out opposing defensive lines and keeps the game close. Then, in the fourth quarter, there's no pass rush and Tebow has all the time in the world to do his thing.

They are going to lose some close games eventually. Someday the opposing kicker will make the OT field goal or the idiotic opposing RB will fall down in bounds or something. But it's a viable strategy.

I appreciate the shout-out, but even I can't explain that **** today.

When we turn MileHigh, we will know His message has reached the world.

 

[dooley_womack1]

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Stop quoting the ****ing picture!

You're just traumatized because you've convinced yourself you saw nipple.

 

[Bodie_Broadus]

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Bob Costas should wipe his chin after that halftime Tebow BJ.

He ain't the only one. ESPN, NFLNetwork and others have been fellating him for weeks.

Kinda nauseating.

 

[JakeandElwood]

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Eli is better in the fourth quarter than Tebow.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

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Rob Ryan wants to shake his cans, too.