All I Wanted Was Kosher Coca Cola

[Boom_70]

One of the great benifits of the Passover season for christians like myself is the fact that Coca Cola is produced with sugar instead of corn syrup for the next two weeks. I feel it makes for a huge difference in the taste.

Anyhow yesterday I set out to find a few bottles. First store I went to I was told by manager that they do not carry Kosher version because there is no demand. He suggested store 2 towns over.

As I pull into lot of said store gentleman coming out in non discript foreign car laden with greenpeace stickers gives me the finger for no good reason. Instead of going to purchase my Coca Cola I decide to find out what has this man so upset.

I turn back out of lot and head off in pursuit. He is 2 cars up from me at traffic light. Light changes and I am able to get right behind him. He know realizes this and starts to speed up and while trying to make lane change almost gets rammed by semi.

Next light as luck would have I am able to get right next to him. He had appearance of a liberal poly sci prof. He knew I was there and now would not look over. I rolled down my window and asked him nicely what I had done wrong and why he gave me the finger. First he says nothing then tells me he did not give ME the finger. He gave it to my truck.
I make the obsevation based on his bumper stickers that he was a man of peace that it was a contradiction to go around giving the Bronx salute to strangers who did nothing to him.

He starts screaming about the fact that I was compensating for my small member and speeds off . He forgot car was in front of him and just barely stops before rear end collision.

Anyhow I still do not have my Kosher Coca Cola

 

[alleyallen]

It's never, ever, ever a good idea to follow anyone who flips you off. No matter where you are, that could get you shot.

Shoulda gone for your soda instead. You'd have been a lot happier.

 

[Guy_Incognito]

Personally, I always hated the sugar Coke - tastes like Pepsi.

 

[jgmacg]

 

[Songbird]

Now that's doin' it doggy-style.

 

[alleyallen]

Release the hounds? I'm a little slow this morning.

 

[leo1]

He had appearance of a liberal poly sci prof.

funny. ;D

 

[21]

You are going to have some explaining to do, sir, when you show up at my mother's seder with your waspy corn syrupy Coke, I hope you know. Bad enough you're missing the first night for Opening Day:

 

[Ace]

Boom,

This isn't just a liberal hangup.

See. No one likes your hummer.

 

[Boom_70]

Great picture. They look like English Pointers. Great looking dogs.

 

[Boom_70]

Boom,

This isn't just a liberal hangup.

See. No one likes your hummer.

I am going to starting flipping off anyone I see driving a prius.

 

[Boom_70]

You are going to have some explaining to do, sir, when you show up at my mother's seder with your waspy corn syrupy Coke, I hope you know. Bad enough you're missing the first night for Opening Day:

Next night will be will womens Basketball final. Do you think she will allow me to wath the begining. I want to see Stacy Dale explain the LSU story.

 

[Ace]

Boom,

This isn't just a liberal hangup.

See. No one likes your hummer.

I am going to starting flipping off anyone I see driving a prius.

Better not. It may be Luggy.

 

[Boom_70]

Boom,

This isn't just a liberal hangup.

See. No one likes your hummer.

I am going to starting flipping off anyone I see driving a prius.

Better not. It may be Luggy.

Or jr

In fact I thought the guy who gave me finger might have been jr or fenian visiting CT for day and I wanted to say hi.

 

[slappy4428]

Strangly, I can pithure (Hi BOOM!) this chain of events in my mind

 

[jgmacg]

It's never, ever, ever a good idea to follow anyone who flips you off. No matter where you are, that could get you shot.

Yes, one of those adjunct lecturers from the Anthropology-of-Cinema sequence at Choate might bust a cap in your ass. Especially if he's rollin' down to the Noroton Yacht Club to tidy up his sail locker.

 

[Boom_70]

Strangly, I can pithure (Hi BOOM!) this chain of events in my mind

It's because my skills as a spellbinding descriptive writer.

 

[slappy4428]

One of the great benifits of the Passover season for christians like myself is the fact that Coca Cola is produced with sugar instead of corn syrup for the next two weeks. I feel it makes for a huge difference in the taste.

Anyhow yesterday I set out to find a few bottles. First store I went to I was told by manager that they do not carry Kosher version because there is no demand. He suggested store 2 towns over.

As I pull into lot of said store gentleman coming out in non discript foreign car laden with greenpeace stickers gives me the finger for no good reason. Instead of going to purchase my Coca Cola I decide to find out what has this man so upset.

I turn back out of lot and head off in pursuit. He is 2 cars up from me at traffic light. Light changes and I am able to get right behind him. He know realizes this and starts to speed up and while trying to make lane change almost gets rammed by semi.

Next light as luck would have I am able to get right next to him. He had appearance of a liberal poly sci prof. He knew I was there and now would not look over. I rolled down my window and asked him nicely what I had done wrong and why he gave me the finger. First he says nothing then tells me he did not give ME the finger. He gave it to my truck.
I make the obsevation based on his bumper stickers that he was a man of peace that it was a contradiction to go around giving the Bronx salute to strangers who did nothing to him.

He starts screaming about the fact that I was compensating for my small member and speeds off . He forgot car was in front of him and just barely stops before rear end collision.

Anyhow I still do not have my Kosher Coca Cola

Someone need to splain this to Catholic boy why it has to be made of sugar instead of corn syrup....
Kosher hot dogs, I get. Kosher Coke (Or Koke if this were Amerikka for Boots and JDV) I don't get.

 

[Ace]

Strangly, I can pithure (Hi BOOM!) this chain of events in my mind

It's because my skills as a spellbinding descriptive writer.

It was good, Boom.

I was impressed with how you handled your small member in the narrative.

 

[Boom_70]

It's never, ever, ever a good idea to follow anyone who flips you off. No matter where you are, that could get you shot.

Yes, one of those adjunct lecturers from the Anthropology-of-Cinema sequence at Choate might bust a cap in your ass. Especially if he's rollin' down to the Noroton Yacht Club to tidy up his sail locker.

come to think of it the guy looked a bit like Mike Lupica.