A thread about nothing.

[Songbird]

Yep, that's right.

It's a thread about how bad Ole Miss and Memphis are.

Godawful they are.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

Bacon makes me happy

I'd sing the blues too if I had this game in my town.

 

[Songbird]

See what I mean, it's a thread about nothing.

Fake. Fake. Fake ... Fake!

 

[Songbird]

I took a crap this morning that had more excitement and verve than these two teams have.

 

[dooley_womack1]

At least this thread is starting out the way they all usually end up.

 

[mustangj17]

Any game is better than South Carolina vs. N.C. State.

 

[Trey Beamon]

 

[sportschick]

 

[Bad Guy Zero]

Yep, that's right.

It's a thread about how bad Ole Miss and Memphis are.

Godawful they are.

Haiku FAIL!

 

[Johnny Dangerously]

JERRY: How was your flight? (Wishful thinking) Pretty uncomfortable?

SALLY: (Setting the box down on his table) Actually, the seat next to me was empty, so, there was no problem at all.

JERRY: (Let down) Oh.. (Starts to open the box) Oh, wait.. (Holding up one of the BBQ jars) This isn't the sauce that I asked for!

SALLY: That's right. It's a special gourmet sauce. "The Pride of Memphis!"

JERRY: (Complaining) No, no. I wanted the one in the little bottle with that guy on it that looks like Charles Grodin!

SALLY: This is much better. And frankly, in Memphis, we think that other sauce as (Whispering) kind of a joke.

JERRY: I know it's a joke. It's supposed to be a joke! Now I'm going on the Charles Grodin Show with nothing. (Sets the jar down angrily) Nothing!

SALLY: You could just do your material.

JERRY: (Peeved) I don't have any material!

ELAINE: (Yelling out) He's got nothin'!