A really sh###y story in the NYT

[Starman]

Maybe Fatboy is right.

Women Poop. At Work. Get Over It.

 

[CD Boogie]

Maybe Fatboy is right.

Women Poop. At Work. Get Over It.

I was saying to my fiance the other day that I've never seen my boss in the men's room. Not once. He lives in town and I suspect he runs home every time he's in search of a smashing success -- or even a quick ****.

That'd just kind of weird to me. Maybe he's a germaphobe. Not sure there's an appropriate way to broach that topic: "Say, boss, how come I never see ya in the ****ter?"

Contrast that with other co-workers who spend so much time in there I suspect they're napping.

 

[Big Circus]

I just rocked a **** and there was music and dialogue coming from one of the stalls.

 

[justgladtobehere]

Does that need to be an NYT article?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

From the opening few seconds, it looks like any other romantic wedding scene - with the couple standing at the aisle and the groom gushing about how amazing his soon-to-be wife looks.

But during the musical interlude, the bride leans in to her partner and says "I took a really big dump right before I came down the aisle".

Bride confesses to taking 'a really big dump' moments before walking down the aisle- not realising her groom is wearing a microphone

 

[Severian]

Does that need to be an NYT article?

The Times is ON it.

 

[Starman]

Does that need to be an NYT article?

"All The **** That Fits, We Print."

 

[Inky_Wretch]

An old roommate from my bachelor days used to time his bowel movements for when he'd be at the office. He liked to say it made him a professional ****ter, since he was on the clock when he was in there. Also, too, because we'd often run out of TP at the house we'd rent.

 

[Severian]

An old roommate from my bachelor days used to time his bowel movements for when he'd be at the office. He liked to say it made him a professional ****ter, since he was on the clock when he was in there. Also, too, because we'd often run out of TP at the house we'd rent.

Cool story.

 

[Mwilliams685]

An old roommate from my bachelor days used to time his bowel movements for when he'd be at the office. He liked to say it made him a professional ****ter, since he was on the clock when he was in there. Also, too, because we'd often run out of TP at the house we'd rent.

This is the exact reason I take my ****s at home. Shop is too cheap to keep stock of TP and it's less than five minutes to wipe with something better than single ply.