A Present For IJAG

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If she didn't hate guitars to much, she could just listen to The Shins new album to cheer her up, since they're on SNL with Jake.

Alas, something by Trick Daddy will have to suffice.
 
I thought you were the fourth person linking to the **** in the box sketch. My bad.
 
Mmmmmmmmmmm Jakey.

F_B, of all the reasons I love you, and despite the fact we agree on basically nothing, I do...this is pretty high up there.

AND I'm off tomorrow night. I'll be curled up on my couch, watching Jake (I fear him on SNL, however), eating fat-free, reduced calorie pudding, sucking down my 50th-60th ounces of water for the day, and wishing for the life of me that I could just lose this ******* weight without having to work out.

:D

And Inky: I'm not mourning. I've managed to block most of it out of my mind. Only the dull ache remains.
 
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Double Down said:
If she didn't hate guitars to much, she could just listen to The Shins new album to cheer her up, since they're on SNL with Jake.

Alas, something by Trick Daddy will have to suffice.
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Ew.

And I have some Shins on my iTunes, thank you very much. I like The Eels better.
 
Whatever. You're so all about the Cash Money Millionaires.

Also, I suspect, the soothing Miami beats of Rick Ross.
 
Who's Rick Ross?

I like Jay-Z (and his lips). And Billie Holiday. And They Might Be Giants. And Gary Allan. And Barry Manilow. And The Click Five. And Miranda Lambert. And Elliott Yamin!
 
I know three of those artists.
And one of them is Barry Manilow.
I'm very old.
 
imjustagirl said:
I like Jay-Z (and his lips) ... They Might Be Giants.
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They Might Be Giants? Particle Man!

And I have bigger lips than Jay-Z and I can rap better. Not to mention that I have the best white boy beatbox this side of ... well ... anyone. I just can't reel off any white beatboxers at the moment.
 
imjustagirl said:
Mmmmmmmmmmm Jakey.

F_B, of all the reasons I love you, and despite the fact we agree on basically nothing, I do...this is pretty high up there.

AND I'm off tomorrow night. I'll be curled up on my couch, watching Jake (I fear him on SNL, however), eating fat-free, reduced calorie pudding, sucking down my 50th-60th ounces of water for the day, and wishing for the life of me that I could just lose this ******* weight without having to work out.

:D

And Inky: I'm not mourning. I've managed to block most of it out of my mind. Only the dull ache remains.
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Probiotics.
 
Damn you, wretch. I had gotten almost entirely through my weekend without knowing it was the anniversary of the... the... ****, you know what it is. Elway and his ****ing horse teeth, signalling touchdown. Damn it. Now, my last few hours of the weekend are ruined. ****ing Elway....
 
Killick said:
Damn you, wretch. I had gotten almost entirely through my weekend without knowing it was the anniversary of the... the... ****, you know what it is. Elway and his ****ing horse teeth, signalling touchdown. Damn it. Now, my last few hours of the weekend are ruined. ****ing Elway....
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Thanks, I'll set a note in my 2008 planner to remind you about the Fumble :D
 
Sadly, IJAG's present will have to be a belated one. She managed to **** away her day sleeping (first day off in 11) and now has to go get her 45 minutes of cardio in.

She will say this: Jake even looks good in a dress and with blond spiky hair in goggles.

Meow.

And F_B, if you want, I can make you a CD of those artists if you'd like. If you can stand country music, Gary Allan is fabulous.

(I love that this got semi-giantsjacked. My personal favorite is "Don't Let's Start")
 
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