A Crash Davis Moment

[Steak Snabler]

What's so "hot" about a 2-dollar *****?

Two-dollar pistol I get, two rats ****ing in a wool sock I get, a witch's tit in a brass bra doing push-ups in the sand I get, but 2-dollar ***** I don't get.

Again, what's so hot about a 2-dollar *****? Has she been stolen? Does her skin feel warm to the touch? Is she particularly good-looking?

Please fill me in ...

The phrase, which dates back to at least the 1950s, refers to the fact that her services were inexpensive. Therefore, because she was affordable, she was constantly busy, which meant that she was physically warm, as in hot, sweaty and, in all likelihood, shall we say, moist?

It has nothing to with attractiveness. If anything, just the opposite.

Hopefully that provided a little whoreticultural clarity ...

Thanks, I suppose. Now if you can just explain "enough money to burn a wet dog" (a Rick Bragg-ism), I'll be all set ...

 

[Ned]

What's so "hot" about a 2-dollar *****?

Two-dollar pistol I get, two rats ****ing in a wool sock I get, a witch's tit in a brass bra doing push-ups in the sand I get, but 2-dollar ***** I don't get.

Again, what's so hot about a 2-dollar *****? Has she been stolen? Does her skin feel warm to the touch? Is she particularly good-looking?

Please fill me in ...

Perhaps her many diseases have given her a fever.

 

[doubledown68]

First, Susan Sarandon isn't hot. Not at all.

Second, the sportswriter conducting the first interview with Nuke should've been fired the moment Nuke grabbed his recorder. That's my ****ing playbook... it never leaves my possession.

Third, give me some of that **** for my shoulder that don't stink. I don't care if it's on backorder. Give me some of that ****.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

First, Susan Sarandon isn't hot. Not at all.

Second, the sportswriter conducting the first interview with Nuke should've been fired the moment Nuke grabbed his recorder. That's my ****ing playbook... it never leaves my possession.

Third, give me some of that **** for my shoulder that don't stink. I don't care if it's on backorder. Give me some of that ****.

1) Jesus Christ in a Sopwith Camel, are you ever wrong.
2) Correct.
3) Shoot up some HgH, loser.