A compelling argument for why human reproduction should be licensed.

[Starman]

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html

JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell.

Good names for a trio of toddlers? Heath and Deborah Campbell think so. The Holland Township couple has picked those names and the oldest child, Adolf Hitler Campbell, turns 3 today.

This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for young Adolf's birthday.

"We believe the request ... to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate," said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

The Campbells turned down the market's offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can't understand what all of the fuss is about.

Here's an update, with some truly shocking news:

http://www.vosizneias.com/24312/2008/12/15/holland-township-nj-shop-rite-refuses-customer-request-to-make-a-birthday-cake-with-the-name-adolf-hitler-on-it/

Disabilities, the couple says, have left both out of work: Heath Campbell can't landscape or pump gas because he has emphysema, and Deborah can't waitress because she has a bad back. They live on Social Security payments.

gee whiz, now there's a surprise. : :

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Way to condemn your children to a life of mouthbreathing and trailer-park living, Campbell family.

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

 

[zeke12]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

I, for one, am shocked.

 

[Beaker]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

I, for one, am shocked.

Hell, they probably invited the employee's to Adolf's party.

 

[txsportsscribe]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

did they pay for it at the jewelry counter?

 

[MartinEnigmatica]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

did they pay for it at the jewelry counter?

They would have, but the damn lady started to run away. It was an important cake!

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Here's an update, with some truly shocking news:

http://www.vosizneias.com/24312/2008/12/15/holland-township-nj-shop-rite-refuses-customer-request-to-make-a-birthday-cake-with-the-name-adolf-hitler-on-it/

Disabilities, the couple says, have left both out of work: Heath Campbell can't landscape or pump gas because he has emphysema, and Deborah can't waitress because she has a bad back. They live on Social Security payments.

gee whiz, now there's a surprise. : :

I liked this bit too ...

Heath Campbell said he doesn't want to force his views on his children, in part because he had views forced on him. He said he also teaches them nonviolence.

Abusive guardians, Heath Campbell said, used Bible verses to teach him to distrust blacks. If he questioned the guardians, he said, he was hit. He acknowledged he couldn't challenge the guardians' views.

 

[slappy4428]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

I, for one, am shocked.

Hell, they probably invited the employee's to Adolf's party.

Did they invite Lou Holtz?

 

[Beaker]

Is it a huge surprise Wal-Mart ended up making the cake?

I, for one, am shocked.

Hell, they probably invited the employee's to Adolf's party.

Did they invite Lou Holtz?

He was the keynote speaker.

 

[schiezainc]

You know what would make me happier than anything? If all three of these kids grow up and get married interracially.

Then we'll test the whole "I'll let them decide for themselves" mentality.

Over/under on how many hours pass between these kids' 18th birthdays and the time it takes the paperwork to clear for the legal name change? I say three.

 

[Bob Cook]

Did the psychologist really say the treatment from schoolkids would be "the icing on the cake?" Brilliant.

By the way, you have to live one hell of a hard life to have emphysema at 35.

 

[Killick]

Better call Pancake. I think they're gonna have to move, now that the story's gone national.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

Little Adolf has a mullet?

The picture galleries are a place that I don't want to go.

 

[EStreetJoe]

You know what would make me happier than anything? If all three of these kids grow up and get married interracially.

I'll be happy if two get married interracially and one of them marries someone Jewish. Or I'll take one interracial and two Jewish marriages. Whatever it takes to see the parents reaction.

 

[txsportsscribe]

By the way, you have to live one hell of a hard life to have emphysema at 35.

paging ms. winehouse. amy winehouse to the white courtesy phone.

 

[DanOregon]

Also not surprised they misspelled Himler's name for the daughter.

 

[schiezainc]

So, I was at a basketball game tonight and for some reason this topic popped in my head.

Imagine the poor sports writer (provided journalism still exists in 13 years) that has to cover this kid should he choose to play basketball and should he prove to be good at it.

"Adolf Hitler marches Bum**** U into postseason"

"Adolf Hitler takes over in fourth quarter"

"Adolf Hitler deadly from downtown"

It's a NY Post sports story waiting to happen.

 

[pressboxramblings07]

Looks like a couple of lazy bums, too. What a pair.

 

[Wenders]

So, I was at a basketball game tonight and for some reason this topic popped in my head.

Imagine the poor sports writer (provided journalism still exists in 13 years) that has to cover this kid should he choose to play basketball and should he prove to be good at it.

"Adolf Hitler marches Bum**** U into postseason"

"Adolf Hitler takes over in fourth quarter"

"Adolf Hitler deadly from downtown"

It's a NY Post sports story waiting to happen.

Wouldn't it technically be Adolf Campbell? Hitler is only his middle name.