A commuter’s wurst nightmare

[2muchcoffeeman]

Hot dignity dog diggety
Oh, what you do to me ...

SHREWSBURY, Pa. (AP) — A truckload of hot dogs spilled across a Pennsylvania interstate Friday after a crash that briefly clogged the heavily traveled artery in both directions.

Crews were stuck with a job they did not relish — rolling up the scattered tube steaks for disposal.

https://apnews.com/article/pennsylvania-hot-dogs-crash-96a3994dc8d5c5ce8835ddf3928b35b6

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

The foreman told his crew to put some mustard on their effort, so commuters can ketchup on their time.

 

[micropolitan guy]

En route to the press box at Notre Dame Stadium, no doubt.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

All you had to say was “interstate 83.”

The accident part I could have told you.

 

[Shropshire Slasher]

Personal foul, AP, having fun with a story, 15 yards, first down.

Thank Tebow it wasn't a truck full of sex toys. That's happened before.

 

[Batman]

Personal foul, AP, having fun with a story, 15 yards, first down.

Thank Tebow it wasn't a truck full of sex toys. That's happened before.

That truck arrived safely in Atlanta in time for a WNBA game.