2020 NASCAR Thread

[rtse11]

Can we get this ****ing race started already? Or does Fox need another 30 minutes of Trump fellating?

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I clicked over just in time to see him and the hooker standing at the mic and clicked back to hockey.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

It's gonna rain later, y'all.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

Now would be the time to say how much I hate what Cadillac has done with the presidential limousine, which happened under Obama. Just make a Goddam Escalade Instead of trying to make it look like a car.

 

[Batman]

The eight-car motorcade, three of which were clearly buffers between the motorcade and the field, around a closed track seemed like a bit of overkill on the security. Did they think Ricky Stenhouse was going to get up to speed and try to ram the presidential limo?

 

[Michael_ Gee]

I hope we someday have a President who drives himself in a really hot car, a classic '60s muscle car. Then we'd have elected a true man of the people.

 

[Driftwood]

I didn't even watch it. He's spoiled enough things I used to love.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I hope we someday have a President who drives himself in a really hot car, a classic '60s muscle car. Then we'd have elected a true boomer of the people.

 

[tapintoamerica]

Now would be the time to say how much I hate what Cadillac has done with the presidential limousine, which happened under Obama. Just make a Goddam Escalade Instead of trying to make it look like a car.

I love the fact that it is nicknamed The Beast.

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

I love the fact that it is nicknamed The Beast.

appropriate because it’s hideous

 

[Driftwood]

This is what a Presidential limo should look like. Just don't take it to Dallas.

 

[Michael_ Gee]

I was trying to think when was the last time Trump drove a car, and the answer I came up with is maybe never.

 

[garrow]

I hope we someday have a President who drives himself in a really hot car, a classic '60s muscle car. Then we'd have elected a true man of the people.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

I was trying to think when was the last time Trump drove a car, and the answer I came up with is maybe never.

 

[Regan MacNeil]

 

[OscarMadison]

I clicked over just in time to see him and the hooker standing at the mic and clicked back to hockey.

Why would you click off hockey?

 

[heyabbott]

 

[Batman]

I was trying to think when was the last time Trump drove a car, and the answer I came up with is maybe never.

It wouldn't surprise me. Wealthy guy who lived in New York City his whole life, where he was probably driven around everywhere he went as an adult and wouldn't have had a reason to learn as a teen. Other than golf carts or something, he might never have had a reason to drive.
Probably lots of politicians fall into that category, as well. When's the last time Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton or George W. Bush got behind the wheel -- not for an appearance or publicity stunt, but on an actual public road in traffic to take a road trip or run to the store?

 

[OscarMadison]

He looks like Mr. Creosote. (Apologies to Terry Jones in the ether, who was the equal, opposite Anti-Trump. Donald Trump has no Terry Jones in him.)

 

[BitterYoungMatador2]

This one was always my favorite. You can tell he feels ssssssoooooo strong.... pretending to drive a truck.