He did this when the kid was about to be born at Pinehurst in 1999. He lost to Payne Stewart with the pager (those were the days) in the bag and certainly thought he'd have an Open by now -- and should have, notably in the abortion/Chernobyl/Three Mile Island at Winged Foot, prompting Johnny Miller to say:
"This is a nightmare, right here, absolutely. He could not have made worse decisions than he has had on this hole. I know you love Phil, but come on, you just have to make par on this hole. You don't have to run down the last stretch on a white stallion, you know, you could limp in there and say, 'Thanks for the trophy.' "
Ask for a favorable tee time so you can fly to and from California or Arizona to attend the ceremony. Hell, tee off first on the day of the ceremony. He's not exactly in the C position on Southwest here.