18-year-old boy just 'horsing' around ... with fillies

[Baron Scicluna]

The lede on this story is funny as hell:

GOSHEN — Erick Rivera just couldn't take his mind off those fillies next door.

http://www.recordonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091219/NEWS/912190327

 

[JR]

I thought "human stallion" was a nice touch.

 

[Pancamo]

He can go to war but if he is ****ing a horse, he is still a boy?

 

[forever_town]

That's one way to go for a ride.

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Matthew Broderick sees nothing wrong with this

 

[hondo]

Dates must be tough to come by in Goshen.

 

[D-3 Fan]

If this isn't a candidate for quote of the year, I don't know what is...

"This guy makes Michael Vick look like a charter member of PETA," Watt said.

 

[Football_Bat]

In Enumclaw, horse ride YOU! WHAT A COUNTRY!

 

[exmediahack]

A few years ago, we had a similar story of a 24-year-old man who was trying to 'get down' with a male horse. The horse kicked him and broke multiple bones in the man's face.

What I overheard while sitting at the sports desk

MALE REPORTER: For a male horse? Weren't there any female horses around?

FEMALE PRODUCER (with disgust): Like THAT would have made it OK.

 

[Starman]

A few years ago, we had a similar story of a 24-year-old man who was trying to 'get down' with a male horse. The horse kicked him and broke multiple bones in the man's face.

What I overheard while sitting at the sports desk

MALE REPORTER: For a male horse? Weren't there any female horses around?

FEMALE PRODUCER (with disgust): Like THAT would have made it OK.

We're OK with bestiality, but we draw the line at 'teh gay.'

 

[Steak Snabler]

When asked for comment, the horse replied, "neigh, neigh."

 

[expendable]

He was just sowing his wild oats.

 

[TrooperBari]

When asked for comment, the horse replied, "No, sir. I don't like it."

 

[Monday Morning Sportswriter]

Haven't we all had fantasies about the neeeeighbor next door?

 

[Batman]

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

 

[dreunc1542]

Doesn't see what all the fuss is about.

Made up by the French intelligentsia at the time to sully her name.

 

[The Big Ragu]

When he's sentenced and finds out he's going to the Pokey, he might actually celebrate.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Didn't the guy try using the "science experiment" defense of "I was trying to see if I was hung like one"?

 

[D-3 Fan]

This reminds me of an incident back in my hometown at the community college. Students were walking past the veterinary barn on campus and heard a goat braying strangely. They tell the administrators and when they opened up the door, there was a guy in the barn. Next to the guy is a goat, tied up spread eagle with a nursing gown on. Guy lays out an "I'm giving the goat a checkup" while his pants was down to his ankles.

Funny ****.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

"And down the stretch he comes ..." has a whole new meaning.