10,000

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Esteemed poster Buck has exactly 10,000 posts.

I know that everyone is entitled to be stupid and that Buck abuses that privilege and that he's so stupid he couldn't count his balls and get the same answer twice. I know that someday Buck will be best remembered for having a venereal disease named after him. I know that he smells like a Frenchman on a hot day and that he acts so gay that he makes Richard Simmons look like a lumberjack.

I know all this and yet I am still offering my congratulations to Buck on reaching 10,000 posts.

But I am still feuding with him (at Buck's request).

Buck may have 10,000 posts but he is still my *****.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

No love for the Buck-ster

 

[21]

The Official Sportswear of Buck's 10,000th post:

 

[BYH]

The Buck-Chris brawl is the funniest thing going here.

(there, gave it a reply, no wait 21 beat me to it)

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

The Official Sportswear of Buck's 10,000th post:

Sympathy post for the Buck-ster

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

The Buck-Chris brawl is the funniest thing going here.

(there, gave it a reply, no wait 21 beat me to it)

And BYH weighs in with his man-crush on Buck.

At what point do you stop being bi-curious? Better look out or you'll wind up in some sordid hotel room biting a trasvestite on the back as she-it steals your toupe.

Learn from Buck's mistakes!

 

[shotglass]

Kickin' ass, Buck.

 

[BYH]

The Buck-Chris brawl is the funniest thing going here.

(there, gave it a reply, no wait 21 beat me to it)

And BYH weighs in with his man-crush on Buck.

At what point do you stop being bi-curious? Better look out or you'll wind up in some sordid hotel room biting a trasvestite on the back as she-it steals your toupe.

If you don't give me back my toupee by Monday I'm going to send a soldier of fortune after you.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Kickin' ass, Buck.

Another Johnny come lately.

The post was up since this afternoon and there WAS NO LOVE FOR BUCK

Great suicide hotline you guys would make.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

The Buck-Chris brawl is the funniest thing going here.

(there, gave it a reply, no wait 21 beat me to it)

And BYH weighs in with his man-crush on Buck.

At what point do you stop being bi-curious? Better look out or you'll wind up in some sordid hotel room biting a trasvestite on the back as she-it steals your toupe.

If you don't give me back my toupee by Monday I'm going to send a soldier of fortune after you.

Look you attention ***** - this is supposed to be about Buck.

You want to talk about your lost toupe? Start a Lost and Found thread.

Better yet - start a Heathers/80's music thread and that should keep the nightime weirdos busy for 30-40 pages till morning

 

[BYH]

Look you attention ***** - this is supposed to be about Buck.

You want to talk about your lost toupe? Start a Lost and Found thread.

Better yet - start a Heathers/80's music thread and that should keep the nightime weirdos busy for 30-40 pages till morning

I'm the attention ***** but you had to reply to your own thread to save it from the graveyard!

Hey it's not my fault you start a thread with vague titles. I mean, Buck is the odds-on favorite to win Poster of the Year. Yet your thread about him got zero replies til you posted on it.

Perhaps it's time for you to admit you have a small penis.

 

[shotglass]

Kickin' ass, Buck.

Another Johnny come lately.

The post was up since this afternoon and there WAS NO LOVE FOR BUCK

Great suicide hotline you guys would make.

Chris, when you reach that illustrious 2,300-post mark, I'll be there in a jiffy.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Don't **** with Buck.

But don't **** on Chris.

Really, seeing these two in a feud that'll last until their untimely deaths provides lots of entertainment. The only thing that would bond them would be if Buck's illegitimate love son were to marry one of Chris L.'s daughters, bonding the two families forever. Or until one of them files for divorce.

 

[FuerteJ]

Hell, i just hit my 1,000 post. I give a hearty standing ovation to those of you at the 10,000-plus threshold. Congratulations Buck.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Look you attention ***** - this is supposed to be about Buck.

You want to talk about your lost toupe? Start a Lost and Found thread.

Better yet - start a Heathers/80's music thread and that should keep the nightime weirdos busy for 30-40 pages till morning

I'm the attention ***** but you had to reply to your own thread to save it from the graveyard!

Hey it's not my fault you start a thread with vague titles. I mean, Buck is the odds-on favorite to win Poster of the Year. Yet your thread about him got zero replies till you posted on it.

Perhaps it's time for you to admit you have a small penis.

Me having a small penis is as likely as me being a stinking Canadian.

I only posted to my own thread to point out to Buck how little love he really gets. I was hoping to push him over the edge and onto another one of those Nyquil/Pringles binges he's prone to. Yeah - you guys pretend to like Buck and his posts but to you he's just some trained monkey that plays to the tune of your organ grinding. A pithy post from Buck is greeted with "oh what a funny monkey" congratulations but a thread on Buck as a flawed human being (anyone who reaches 10,000 posts here is definitely a flawed human) gets nada - zilch - nothing.

Plus I didn't want this to end up like one of Fenian's no reply threads that he's famous for

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Kickin' ass, Buck.

Another Johnny come lately.

The post was up since this afternoon and there WAS NO LOVE FOR BUCK

Great suicide hotline you guys would make.

Chris, when you reach that illustrious 2,300-post mark, I'll be there in a jiffy.

I'm begging the mods to let me dump the posts I have.

But enough about me.

Does everyone picture Buck looking like Don Knotts?

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Don't **** with Buck.

But don't **** on Chris.

Really, seeing these two in a feud that'll last until their untimely deaths provides lots of entertainment. The only thing that would bond them would be if Buck's illegitimate love son were to marry one of Chris L.'s daughters, bonding the two families forever. Or until one of them files for divorce.

I liked you better when you were Hockey Goon

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Hell, i just hit my 1,000 post. I give a hearty standing ovation to those of you at the 10,000-plus threshold. Congratulations Buck.

Look - we already had the female sympathy post from 21.

Go peddle it on the corner

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I was never hockey goon. I'm not even close to being a partial canadien. What the puck?

 

[FuerteJ]

Hell, i just hit my 1,000 post. I give a hearty standing ovation to those of you at the 10,000-plus threshold. Congratulations Buck.

Look - we already had the female sympathy post from 21.

Go peddle it on the corner

Why would I go piddle on Buck's house?


Oh, you said peddle.