10,000

[BYH]

Me having a small penis is as likely as me being a stinking Canadian.

As someone kidnapped by Chris' henchmen and brought to a secluded hotel room just north of the Maine/Canada border, I can tell you the penis is as small as Chris is stinking.

 

[westcoastvol]

Evil, you're the John Stockton of SJ.

Conversely, you lob more balls up in the air to make Buck the Darryl Dawkins of SJ.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Hell, i just hit my 1,000 post. I give a hearty standing ovation to those of you at the 10,000-plus threshold. Congratulations Buck.

Look - we already had the female sympathy post from 21.

Go peddle it on the corner

Why would I go piddle on Buck's house?


Oh, you said peddle.

At least you've come to grips with the fact that you are a woman.

You're making progress and I congratulate you

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Me having a small penis is as likely as me being a stinking Canadian.

As someone kidnapped by Chris' henchmen and brought to a secluded hotel room just north of the Maine/Canada border, I can tell you the penis is as small as Chris is stinking.

BYH is such a dope that we just told him the kidnapping was part of pledging our fraternity. He even let us stick broom handles up his ass.

I probably shouldn't have mentioned this because he's still paying us dues.

 

[BYH]

BYH is such a dope that we just told him the kidnapping was part of pledging our fraternity. He even let us stick broom handles up his ass.

I probably shouldn't have mentioned this because he's still paying us dues.

Chris told me I'd finally be in the frat at 21,000 posts.

I can't wait!

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Evil, you're the John Stockton of SJ.

Conversely, you lob more balls up in the air to make Buck the Darryl Dawkins of SJ.

If I had a dollar for every PM I get from people asking me for a picture of me in early 80's tight NBA shorts - I could pay Buck's bar tab.

 

[BYH]

Chris on the hardwood:

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Chris on the hardwood:

I've got man-hands

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

I was never hockey goon. I'm not even close to being a partial canadien. What the puck?

Oh if I had to own up to all those stupid things "Hockey Goon" said on this board - I'd deny it too.

You'll probably deny it three times before the **** crows. You probably just don't want the newbies to know in case anything from the old board turns up on Google.

Heck - you'll probably go so far as to get 21, Buck or Hank Scorpio deny it for you too.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Hank Scorpio told me I'm on my own.

 

[shotglass]

Don't worry; Goon's being his old superior self under the old handle on another board.

 

[Buck]

Evil, you're the John Stockton of SJ.

Conversely, you lob more balls up in the air to make Buck the Darryl Dawkins of SJ.

If I had a dollar for every PM I get from people asking me for a picture of me in early 80's tight NBA shorts - I could pay Buck's bar tab.

You couldn't pay my bar tab if you were the Tom Cruise of the Stratomatic Baseball tournament circuit.
Although I will say, in the *******'s defense, he wears a size 13 shoe.
Please don't ask me why I know that.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Evil, you're the John Stockton of SJ.

Conversely, you lob more balls up in the air to make Buck the Darryl Dawkins of SJ.

If I had a dollar for every PM I get from people asking me for a picture of me in early 80's tight NBA shorts - I could pay Buck's bar tab.

You couldn't pay my bar tab if you were the Tom Cruise of the Stratomatic Baseball tournament circuit.
Although I will say, in the *******'s defense, he wears a size 13 shoe.
Please don't ask me why I know that.

If that's the best you can bring to the table then I'm afraid I may have to seriously consider upgrading to a new nemesis.

I thought you'd be more like Vinnie Barbarino to my Mr Kotter but it turns out you're more like Juan Epstein (I was going to say Arnold Horshack but I'm giving you a smidgen of credit you vomitous mass).

 

[Boom_70]

Wow Buck I just found out in a strange way. 21 was wearing a thong that said "buck me" and when pressed she admitted that she donned it for a special picture in honor of your 10,000. Boy do you rate.

Anyhow a belated congrats. As someone who has probably read most of your 10,000 posts its been an honor.

Do you have a favorite post?

 

[Buck]

Evil, you're the John Stockton of SJ.

Conversely, you lob more balls up in the air to make Buck the Darryl Dawkins of SJ.

If I had a dollar for every PM I get from people asking me for a picture of me in early 80's tight NBA shorts - I could pay Buck's bar tab.

You couldn't pay my bar tab if you were the Tom Cruise of the Stratomatic Baseball tournament circuit.
Although I will say, in the *******'s defense, he wears a size 13 shoe.
Please don't ask me why I know that.

If that's the best you can bring to the table then I'm afraid I may have to seriously consider upgrading to a new nemesis.

I thought you'd be more like Vinnie Barbarino to my Mr Kotter but it turns out you're more like Juan Epstein (I was going to say Arnold Horshack but I'm giving you a smidgen of credit you vomitous mass).

Go chew chalk, you geophagic freak.
I don't have to sit here and take this.
I could stand at my desk and read your insults.

 

[Buck]

Wow Buck I just found out in a strange way. 21 was wearing a thong that said "buck me" and when pressed she admitted that she donned it for a special picture in honor of your 10,000. Boy do you rate.

Anyhow a belated congrats. As someone who has probably read most of your 10,000 posts its been an honor.

Do you have a favorite post?

Since I lack character and substance, so do my posts. As a result, I don't recall many.
I recall telling 21 she should scribble 'Shrooms?' on a napkin and pass it to Liza Minelli on the place. I thought that was funny.
My favorite post is still Starman's/Wahoo Sam's poetic description of the hot dogs served in the Notre Dame press box.

 

[Boom_70]

Wow Buck I just found out in a strange way. 21 was wearing a thong that said "buck me" and when pressed she admitted that she donned it for a special picture in honor of your 10,000. Boy do you rate.

Anyhow a belated congrats. As someone who has probably read most of your 10,000 posts its been an honor.

Do you have a favorite post?

Since I lack character and substance, so do my posts. As a result, I don't recall many.
I recall telling 21 she should scribble 'Shrooms?' on a napkin and pass it to Liza Minelli on the place. I thought that was funny.
My favorite post is still Starman's/Wahoo Sam's poetic description of the hot dogs served in the Notre Dame press box.

Fenian is now thinking that you are the President.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

Buck - geophagic? Now you are repeating yourself. I know that is one of your favorite words and you are proud of yourself for knowing but please come up with something new.

Hear me now thou beslubbering fat-kidneyed flap-dragon - come up with something better forsooth or I shall find a more worthy adversary anon.

Besides - eating dirt is as heathy as drinking one's own urine. Everyone knows that.

 

[Buck]

... eating dirt is as heathy as drinking one's own urine. Everyone knows that.

Have you been spying on me again?

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Hmmm, in honor of post number 6,500 I think we should all come up with words that rhyme with Buck. After all this thread honors him, even though it's plainly obvious Chris started it to boost his own slumping self esteem, due to an inferiority complex he developed when he realized Bill Simmons would be the only great Boston blogger, and that he would only be a pretender much in the way that Don Mattingly was only a wannabe Wade Boggs. At least that's how I remember it.