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Man, that's a tough question. Cherry? Tropical Punch? Ice Blue? I might have to just stick with chocolate milk because otherwise I'd still be trying to decide which flavor of Kool-Aid when they killed me.
 
Starter:
Simple, garden salad from Black Angus (greatest ranch in the world)
Onion rings from Bandits BBQ
Fries from burger joint near my house

Entrees:
Ruth Chris filet mignon & shrimp
Tao's Chilean Sea Bass
Tommy's chili cheese burger minus mustard

Desert
Coconut cream pie
***** Apple cobbler w/ vanilla ice cream

Drink
Mountain Dew
Room-temp water
 
Chicago pizza from the original (not the chain!) Pizzeria Uno would be a good start. Lots of chocolate too.
 
I had chocolate pizza once at a medieval fair. Didn't know they had such fare back in the day.
 
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pallister said:
I had chocolate pizza once at a medieval fair. Didn't know they had such fare back in the day.

Holy crap that sounds awesome. How was it?
 
JakeandElwood said:
Chicago pizza from the original (not the chain!) Pizzeria Uno would be a good start. Lots of chocolate too.

What? You too good for Connie's?
 
Pepperoni pizza
Grilled salmon
Fried egg with two strips of bacon (the REAL kind, not that crappy Canadian bacon :ducks: )
Buttermilk biscuit, piece of French bread
Stove Top stuffing
Jolt cola to wash it all down
Two Coronas with lime and one NFL
One screaming orgasm, a blow job and a cluster****
 
The Granny said:
JakeandElwood said:
Chicago pizza from the original (not the chain!) Pizzeria Uno would be a good start. Lots of chocolate too.

What? You too good for Connie's?

Connie's is damn good. It's what I get at the Taste.
 
Pizza, pizza and more pizza. Until I'm as stuffed as that guy in the movie Seven. Pepsi is my drink of choice.
 
dargan said:
Fried catfish
Fried crappie
Fried chicken
Pork chops
Ham
Fried shrimp
Fried crawfish
White rice with gravy
Greens (collards, turnips, mustards)
Yellow squash casserole
Fried okra
Purple-hull peas
Sweet potatoes
Corn
Blackberry cobbler

Forgot: Coke, the cold drink of all cold drinks.
 
I can't stop laughing about the folks that would choose diet soft drinks. What, do you want to look good for the lethal injection?
 
- Appetizer: Maryland steamed shrimp and crab cakes; fried chicken strips with Zaxby's sauce
- First round: Two chili dogs from The Varsity, and a Frosted Orange
- Second round: Green chile breakfast burrito from Blake's in ABQ and a garbage burrito from Rosa Maria's in San Berdoo
- Penultimate round: My BBQ chicken, slathered in Sweet Baby Ray's, from the backyard grill; with grilled garlic corn
- Dessert: Ghirardelli Mint Bliss hot fudge sundae
- Drinks: A Fat Tire, a Heineken, a Pepsi and a gallon of sweet tea from Mrs. Winner's
 
Trey Beamon said:
I can't stop laughing about the folks that would choose diet soft drinks. What, do you want to look good for the lethal injection?

Regular soft drinks are undrinkable. They taste terrible, like drinking syrup. Gross.
 
Although I don't like any soft drinks -- stopped drinking them, unless nothing else is available, about four years ago -- I never could drink diet drinks. Too much aftertaste.
 

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