Would you like breasts with your coffee?

[User 1019]

The coffee shop where the customers add the cream.

Eeewwwww.

 

[Yodel]

Remind me again why this is illegal?

Oh that's right I forgot, we still have a bunch of knuckle-dragging conservatives trying to legislate morality walking around this country

Quoted for absolute truth.

From the Department of You Won't See This **** Every Day: I agree with every word Zag just said and if I had the money I'd put them up on billboards. Black backgrounds, fluorescent orange letters.

That's sad.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Burger King was apparently already ahead of the game:

What is bothering more than the picture itself, is the fact that you had to go back in and edit the post. I'd hate to think what you posted before you went back in and "fixed" it.

 

[21]

What bothers ME more than the picture itself is that I read a thread about breasts and coffee, and immediately thought of the Burger Queen.

(To answer your question, on the first try, I was wondering how many cups the forementioned giant boobed chick could fit in her cleavage.)

 

[Batman]

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."

waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

I played that game with a stripper named Chelsey Charms in a WV club once. Google her name and be amazed.

Would this be her? (NSFW obviously): http://www.huge-tits-boobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/chelseacharms-collage.jpg

How does the woman manage to stay upright?

Looking at the pic on the bottom left, I'm wondering how she gets her shirt on. That tank top looks like a window shade that got away from you, and just flapped up and over the roller.

 

[Baron Scicluna]

What bothers ME more than the picture itself is that I read a thread about breasts and coffee, and immediately thought of the Burger Queen.

(To answer your question, on the first try, I was wondering how many cups the forementioned giant boobed chick could fit in her cleavage.)

One girl, more than two cups?

 

[PeteyPirate]

Speaking of unexpected strippers, one time the beverage cart girl at the golf course where I was playing with some friends was persuaded by one of the drunker members of the group to flash for cash.

 

[JackReacher]

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."

waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

I played that game with a stripper named Chelsey Charms in a WV club once. Google her name and be amazed.

Would this be her? (NSFW obviously): http://www.huge-tits-boobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/chelseacharms-collage.jpg

How does the woman manage to stay upright?

Yup. That's her. I paid five bucks and got a picture with her. I was sitting in a chair and she was standing behind me with one boob on each of my shoulders. They were definitely bigger than my head, and I have a big head. She signed it, "Breast wishes."

Pretty interesting evening.

TPIUWTP (This Post Is Useless Without That Picture!)

It's a polaroid (sp) picture. No way to get it online, I don't think. If I could, believe me, I would.

 

[JC]

Speaking of unexpected strippers, one time the beverage cart girl at the golf course where I was playing with some friends was persuaded by one of the drunker members of the group to flash for cash.

the beer cart girl did a lot more than that at one of our local ****hole courses.

 

[Double J]

Speaking of unexpected strippers, one time the beverage cart girl at the golf course where I was playing with some friends was persuaded by one of the drunker members of the group to flash for cash.

the beer cart girl did a lot more than that at one of our local ****hole courses.

You can't just leave it at that, you guys - details? :D

 

[Ace]

Speaking of unexpected strippers, one time the beverage cart girl at the golf course where I was playing with some friends was persuaded by one of the drunker members of the group to flash for cash.

the beer cart girl did a lot more than that at one of our local ****hole courses.

You can't just leave it at that, you guys - details? :D

She also fixed their divots.

 

[JC]

Speaking of unexpected strippers, one time the beverage cart girl at the golf course where I was playing with some friends was persuaded by one of the drunker members of the group to flash for cash.

the beer cart girl did a lot more than that at one of our local ****hole courses.

You can't just leave it at that, you guys - details? :D

There wasn't a thing she wouldn't do. She was only there about 2 to 3 months. This course is a place that holds a lot of tournaments and does quite a few stags, it was a very popular place for those 3 months.

 

[PeteyPirate]

Hard-hitting local news investigation:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/24/grab-n-go-bikini-baristas_n_298700.html

 

[Brooklyn Bridge]

Hard-hitting local news investigation:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/24/grab-n-go-bikini-baristas_n_298700.html

Undercover investigation!!!?!! ACORN!!!

 

[Ace]

I feel sorry for those poor girls working there in the winter.

 

[Pastor]

I feel sorry for those poor girls working there in the winter.

I thought that is what they make fuzzy bras for...

 

[TwoGloves]

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."

waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

I played that game with a stripper named Chelsey Charms in a WV club once. Google her name and be amazed.

Would this be her? (NSFW obviously): http://www.huge-tits-boobs.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/chelseacharms-collage.jpg

How does the woman manage to stay upright?

Yup. That's her. I paid five bucks and got a picture with her. I was sitting in a chair and she was standing behind me with one boob on each of my shoulders. They were definitely bigger than my head, and I have a big head. She signed it, "Breast wishes."

Pretty interesting evening.

TPIUWTP (This Post Is Useless Without That Picture!)

It's a polaroid (sp) picture. No way to get it online, I don't think. If I could, believe me, I would.

You don't have a scanner?

 

[Ace]

I feel sorry for those poor girls working there in the winter.

I thought that is what they make fuzzy bras for...

They can't seem to keep their bras on, hence my concern.

 

[expendable]

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."

I'm not seeing a big upside in that sport.

Aw, come on. They work just as hard as the others playing regular basketball.

 

[Pastor]

I feel sorry for those poor girls working there in the winter.

I thought that is what they make fuzzy bras for...

They can't seem to keep their bras on, hence my concern.

Yes, but those fuzzy bras make excellent ear muffs.