Would you like breasts with your coffee?

[Baron Scicluna]

Five baristas at a coffeehouse in Washington state charged with prostitution after giving customers a hands-on experience while they made their coffee:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33003900/ns/us_news-weird_news/?GT1=43001

 

[spnited]

Re: Would you like to breasts with your coffee?

TTIUWP

 

[Baron Scicluna]

Re: Would you like to breasts with your coffee?

Sorry. Haven't been able to find any pics. But for your reading amusement, here's the link to the Everett story. The comments at the bottom are entertaining, to say the least.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090924/NEWS01/709249864&news01ad=1#Five.Everett.bikini.baristas.charged.with.prostitution

 

[zebracoy]

Grab-n-Go? No ****.

 

[Fudgie the Whale]

Re: Would you like to breasts with your coffee?

"nvestigators saw the women expose their crotches, lick whipped cream off their co-workers’ private parts and pose naked for pictures inside the Grab-n-Go"

also:

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."


waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

 

[Ace]

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."

I'm not seeing a big upside in that sport.

 

[deskslave]

"nvestigators saw the women expose their crotches, lick whipped cream off their co-workers’ private parts and pose naked for pictures inside the Grab-n-Go"

also:

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."


waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

Well, given the goings-on there, the money might have been wading in something ...

 

[RickStain]

Yes. Yes I would.

 

[Songbird]

Places leaves their customers perkolated.

 

[andyouare?]

This is straight out of that Mike Judge movie, Idiocracy, in which Starbucks had a special on latte handjobs.

 

[JackReacher]

"Detectives say the women also charged customers to play “basketball” — a game in which customers were allowed to throw waded up money at the women, who caught the money in their underpants."

waded? I think they mean wadded, but whatever.

I played that game with a stripper named Chelsey Charms in a WV club once. Google her name and be amazed.

 

[zagoshe]

Remind me again why this is illegal?

Oh that's right I forgot, we still have a bunch of knuckle-dragging conservatives trying to legislate morality walking around this country

 

[JackReacher]

Annnnnnd, here we go......

 

[AMacIsaac]

With the right licence under adult entertainment, this could be a hit.

 

[Oggiedoggie]

$80 for a cup of coffee?

That's almost as bad as Starbucks.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Annnnnnd, here we go......

 

[Bob Cook]

Sorry. Haven't been able to find any pics. But for your reading amusement, here's the link to the Everett story. The comments at the bottom are entertaining, to say the least.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/20090924/NEWS01/709249864&news01ad=1#Five.Everett.bikini.baristas.charged.with.prostitution

Difficult to make a decision regarding this story
I believe that barista pictures would help the reader's understanding immensely.
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[EStreetJoe]

Photos can be found:
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/business/article_212258147.shtml
and
http://www.bizzia.com/franchisepick/sexpresso-are-nude-baristas-adult-entertainers/

The photo at the first link is about the size of a postage stamp

 

[The Big Ragu]

Remind me again why this is illegal?

Oh that's right I forgot, we still have a bunch of knuckle-dragging conservatives trying to legislate morality walking around this country

You're the guy who two years ago blamed an attractive high school pole vaulter because idiots started posting her photos all over the Internet and they started some websites with photos of her that got way too much attention. Your rationale: How dare she have a Myspace page (even though you totally confused issues on the thread, and the websites those idiots started with photos of her had nothing to with her own Myspace page and were done without her consent).

Then you went on to essentially argue with everyone that she was asking for it, or as you put it, "by having a Myspace page she put herself into the cross hairs of pervs who are always lurking online and looking for kids to prey on." and that a high school pole vaulter is a "public figure."

Those were in YOUR "morality police days."

Then you wouldn't let it go and started several threads about the evils of Myspace, one funny one in which you took a graph about 2,600 cases of pedophiles on the entire Internet (out of millions of people) and misunderstood it to mean that 2,600 pedophiles had been caught on Myspace. (incidentally, 2,600 pedophiles caught on the Internet, out of how many millions of users, seems really low, when you consider how many have probably been caught lurking near schoolyards, such as the ones your kids play in.)

I don't think you said we needed to outlaw Myspace, but you ranted and raved about how evil it is and how you would never let your kids be normal teens and have a page on a social-networking site.

As much as you try to define yourself as Mr. Liberal-live-and-let-live over and over again nowadays, you have all those threads from when you first showed up here, on which you were the one lecturing everyone about morality.

It makes it impossible to take the new act seriously.

 

[outofplace]

I don’t understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal, ****ing is legal. So, why isn’t it legal to sell ****ing? Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s legal to give away? I can’t follow the logic. Of all the things you can to do a person, giving them an orgasm is hardly the worst. In the army they give you a medal for killing people; in civilian life you go to jail for giving them orgasms. Am I missing something?

--George Carlin

I have to say, I just spent the last 10 minutes at my computer laughing at other brilliant stuff he said while I was finding that quote.