Winners win!

[TheSportsPredictor]

Here's proof: http://blogs.hbr.org/kanter/2012/08/ten-reasons-winners-keep-winni.html

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Plus, no one cheers for losers. Know why? Cause they lose.

For instance, the cheerleaders for one perpetually losing college football team used to leave the stadium at half-time. When even their cheerleaders feel they won't win, how can athletes gear up for the next try?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Winners go home and bang the prom queen.