Why was Albert Pujols not in the dugout when lineups were introduced?

[BYH]

What an embarrassment. How do you mess that up?

 

[BYH]

He was trying to find Bob Seger's toothbrush.

That is awesome.

End of thread.

 

[TwoGloves]

He was trying to find Bob Seger's toothbrush.

Are those teeth awful looking or what?

 

[Chi City 81]

He was asking Ryan Sonner for some scouting tips.

 

[Killick]

He was trying to find Bob Seger's toothbrush.

Are those teeth awful looking or what?

Christ, I was thinking they were 159-year-old chicklets he stuffed in there at the last moment. MUst be on a British dental plan.

 

[Chi City 81]

He was trying to find Bob Seger's toothbrush.

Are those teeth awful looking or what?

Christ, I was thinking they were 159-year-old chicklets he stuffed in there at the last moment. MUst be on a British dental plan.

Dental Plan? Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan? Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan? Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan? Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan? Lisa needs braces. Dental Plan? Lisa needs braces.

 

[Sea Bass]

"Lisa, have you been brushing your teeth?"

"Uh huh."

"Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?"

 

[DyePack]

Any pics of Seger? I need another side pic, as apparently yet another one has died on the vine of the Internets.

 

[spnited]

 

[DyePack]

Yow. I guess his night moves don't including brushing.

 

[BYH]

Yow. I guess his night moves don't including brushing.

I guess the song "You'll Accompany Me" isn't about a trip to the dentist.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

I guess Rock and Roll finally forgot .... to use Crest

 

[slappy4428]

I guess Rock and Roll finally forgot .... to use Crest

Could have gargled too.. voice was a bit rugged, even for Seger

 

[Sea Bass]

Isn't that Janet Reno?

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

Nah, Janet had her dance party tonight.....

 

[BYH]

Just take that old toothpaste off the shelf...think I'll let my teeth rot by themselves...

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

A strong wind could dislodge those teeth.

 

[Columbo]

Yow. I guess his night moves don't including brushing.

I guess the song "You'll Accompany Me" isn't about a trip to the dentist.

Unless the accompaniment is syringe filled to the brim with novocaine.

 

[Football_Bat]

Poll question #5 is the answer.

Albert was in the can.






Wocka-wocka-wocka.

 

[Double J]

Separated at birth?