Why does everything have to suck?

[Grimace]

I really don't ask for much from life: a companion, decent place to live, some free time. So why is that so hard? Why does everything take so much effort? It's stupid and I don't like it.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

You're a sports reporter. The options you're looking for are precluded by your career choice. :D

 

[Ace]

I really don't ask for much from life: a companion, decent place to live, some free time. So why is that so hard? Why does everything take so much effort? It's stupid and I don't like it.

Maybe if you lost a little weight and shaved the purple back hair things would look up. And lay off the shakes.

 

[mike311gd]

Cheer up, G-man.

 

[Idaho]

Saurenseye, is that you?

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

I thought you hung out with the Hamburgler. He dump you?

 

[zebracoy]

Da-da da da da, not lovin' it.

 

[mike311gd]

It was only a matter of time before Birdie learned to fly, pal.

 

[Idaho]

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/loweredexpectationscom/2282371295

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

Rubble, Rubble!

 

[Lugnuts]

Chin up, Grimace.

Oh wait a minute, you've got no chin.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

And dude can't see his feet either, Lugz. :D

 

[playthrough]

No chin...or he could be all chin.

But I hear the Wendy's girl thinks that's hot.

 

[mike311gd]

No chin...or he could be all chin.

But I hear the Wendy's girl thinks that's hot.

No parents to impress, either.

 

[andyouare?]

I really don't ask for much from life: a companion, decent place to live, some free time. So why is that so hard? Why does everything take so much effort? It's stupid and I don't like it.

Companion? Hmmm. Those rumors about Ronald McDonald were true, huh?

 

[dooley_womack1]

And a name like Grimace automatically gives off a bad vibe.

But you and...Barney. I could see it, if you swing that way. But what do you care, you have no discernible genitalia, anyway.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Just pull down your pants and let the good times roll then.

 

[outofplace]

I really don't ask for much from life: a companion, decent place to live, some free time. So why is that so hard? Why does everything take so much effort? It's stupid and I don't like it.

Companion? Hmmm. Those rumors about Ronald McDonald were true, huh?

Did those rumors have something to do with the size of his feet? If so, you'd think Grimace would be happier...assuming he likes that sort of thing.

 

[Lugnuts]

Just pull down your pants and let the good times roll then.

He doesn't have any pants either.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

Just pull down your pants and let the good times roll then.

He doesn't have any pants either.

Roll up the fur? Push the fat rolls to the side? I am not too sure about what Grimace-like creatures do.