Why are you a looser?

[Tom Petty]

I just went to the fridge to grab a beer. After looking around for a couple of minutes, I chose a Mac Black.

I shut the fridge door, and thought: "Man, that took quite a while to choose a beer. How many do I have in there?"

I have 35 beers in my fridge, 14 of them are differing brands. Mind you, all of them are PNW quality micros. Not a single Coors or Bud to be found.

Then it hit me. I'm a looser. Nobody with friends has that kind of quality or quantity sitting in his fridge.


Why are you a looser?

 

[mike311gd]

Name: mike311gd
Posts: 14,001 (21.278 per day)
Position: Full Member
Date Registered: June 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Tom turns his inner voice into a thread.

I'm a looser because I'm inviting all you other loosers into my home in a couple of months.

 

[Smallpotatoes]

In order to be a looser, you have to be in the game.

 

[sportschick]

322 days, 9 hours and 26 minutes.

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

 

[friend of a friend]

I think the Cubs are going to win the World Series in my lifetime.

 

[Angola!]

Name: mike311gd
Posts: 14,001 (21.278 per day)
Position: Full Member
Date Registered: June 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM

Does this mean I am a winner?

Name: Angola!
Posts: 11,717 (17.780 per day)
Position: SJ Subscriber
Date Registered: June 16, 2006, 05:36:07 PM

 

[ArnoldBabar]

322 days, 9 hours and 26 minutes.

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

But you can see the explosions! The gubmint attacked us to make money for W!

 

[mike311gd]

Name: mike311gd
Posts: 14,001 (21.278 per day)
Position: Full Member
Date Registered: June 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM

Does this mean I am a winner?

Name: Angola!
Posts: 11,717 (17.780 per day)
Position: SJ Subscriber
Date Registered: June 16, 2006, 05:36:07 PM

 

[spnited]

Name: mike311gd
Posts: 14,001 (21.278 per day)
Position: Full Member
Date Registered: June 17, 2006, 04:44:56 PM

Does this mean I am a winner?

Name: Angola!
Posts: 11,717 (17.780 per day)
Position: SJ Subscriber
Date Registered: June 16, 2006, 05:36:07 PM

It means you are less of a looser than Mikey.. but not by much

 

[BYH]

I do not have the time--not does Webby have the bandwidth--to fully answer this one.

 

[Chi City 81]

I do not have the time--not does Webby have the bandwidth--to fully answer this one.

Also, I don't know the difference between not and nor.

Fixed. :)

 

[spnited]

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

You need to dump him. Immediately

 

[dreunc1542]

I root for a team that **** the bed against a Bill Self coached team. Complete looser here.

 

[Angola!]

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

You need to dump him. Immediately

Why is this post on this thread?

 

[DemoChristian]

So, Angola and Mikey, which of you is Tyler Durden and which is the unnamed narrator?

 

[friend of a friend]

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

You need to dump him. Immediately

Why is this post on this thread?

Chickies? Or spnited's? Or yours?

 

[Mystery_Meat]

Don't make me post a picture of myself

 

[Angola!]

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

You need to dump him. Immediately

Why is this post on this thread?

Chickies? Or spnited's? Or yours?

Mine, apparently.

 

[Tom Petty]

And I'm dating a guy who thinks the Twin Towers were brought down by a controlled demolition.

You need to dump him. Immediately

Why is this post on this thread?

Chickies? Or spnited's? Or yours?

all of them, i guess.