Who's Next... for Alyssa Milano

[Jim Tom Pinch]

Sorry if I'm d_bing but this Deadspin "Who's the next MLB Player to Bang Alyssa Milano" is hilarious.

http://deadspin.com/sports/cultural-oddsmaker/whos-the-next-mlb-player-to-bang-alyssa-milano-280709.php

I almost spit out my soda at the mice drowning line.

I'd like to bet on Rich Harden. Fits her injury plagued type.

 

[buckweaver]

Nah, Harden's already injured. Milano likes to cause the injuries. Or at least that's what I like to think.

 

[Songbird]

The WHIP line is fantastic.

Now, in her 30's she's become the real life Annie Savoy, using her lady cave to assemble what would've been one of the more dominating fantasy baseball staffs in ... 2003: Brad Penny, Barry Zito, and Carl Pavano. It's true. Alyssa Milano's vagina's 2003 WHIP would've been 1.24.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

I'd be happy to be next, and think I'd do a rather commendable job. Plus I'm a hell of a sluger on my softball teams. Chicks dig the longball, right?

 

[Songbird]

Well, maybe the longer bat ...

 

[Mayfly]

The WHIP line is fantastic.

Now, in her 30's she's become the real life Annie Savoy, using her lady cave to assemble what would've been one of the more dominating fantasy baseball staffs in ... 2003: Brad Penny, Barry Zito, and Carl Pavano. It's true. Alyssa Milano's vagina's 2003 WHIP would've been 1.24.

Sure her WHIP might have been good, but her ERA was atrocious.

 

[EStreetJoe]

Did the winner of the MLB.com contest to meet her get a shot?

 

[amraeder]

The WHIP line is fantastic.

Now, in her 30's she's become the real life Annie Savoy, using her lady cave to assemble what would've been one of the more dominating fantasy baseball staffs in ... 2003: Brad Penny, Barry Zito, and Carl Pavano. It's true. Alyssa Milano's vagina's 2003 WHIP would've been 1.24.

Laughed out loud at that one then didn't feel comfortable explaining why. Good times.

 

[Bob Slydell]

Cordero would be delighted to have such a lady, and although she won't be interested at first, Milano will eventually succumb to Cordero's chicano-esque charm and the fact that he calls her his ruca. But Milano should beware the Havoc-like lure of Chad -- and, most important, she shouldn't drink too many tequila shots with him and his buddies then boozily ask how to become a member of his gang. (See: Phillips, Bijou.)

WOW! Very nice Havoc reference there.

I'd say any of the Dodgers would have a home field advantage.

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

I suppose Derek Lowe has shown a certain morally casual attitude that would work well with Miss Milano.

 

[Songbird]

She wouldn't balk at the chance to get Martin.

 

[Scribbled_Notz]

Well, maybe the longer bat ...

Songbird....quite possibly the best SIG of 2007.

 

[Cadet]

So she digs ballplayers. Who doesn't? ;)

 

[Songbird]

And ballplayers dig her out.

 

[slappy4428]

She pretty much favors pitchers, so that eliminates 60 percent of MLB

 

[bigbadeagle]

I say she goes for Jonathan Broxton next.
Big fella might put a hurtin' on little "Sa-man-ta."

 

[pressboxer]

Notice that at least a couple of her former paramours have Italian(-sounding, anyway) surnames.

 

[ballscribe]

Rocco Baldelli, watch your ass.

 

[wheels89]

She has been on such a love affair for Russell Martin on her blog that methinks she decides to go for a catcher this time

 

[BYH]

Rocco Baldelli, watch your ass.

He'd blow something out during their first time in the sack and miss six more weeks.