Who's going to Augusta?

[Thanks for comin' out]

If I remember the thread from last year, the best advice for first-timers is to wear your most prestigious golf shirt, switch things up with a pair of jorts and ask for autographs. Any other suggestions?

 

[butch]

Golf shoes are a must for all that grip and performance you'll need walking from the media center to the big oak by the first tee. Also to blend in with all the other idiot spectators wearing golf shoes.

 

[Barsuk]

If I remember the thread from last year, the best advice for first-timers is to wear your most prestigious golf shirt nicest T-shirt, switch things up with a pair of jorts and ask for autographs. Any other suggestions?

Fixed.

 

[TheSportsPredictor]

Chris Berman.

 

[Barsuk]

Chris Berman.

Solid.

 

[Jones]

Golf shoes are a must for all that grip and performance you'll need walking from the media center to the big oak by the first tee. Also to blend in with all the other idiot spectators wearing golf shoes.

****ing-A right, Butch. I'm not snobby about much, but when I see a guy walking behind the ropes in golf shoes, I'm like, You're not fooling anybody, doofus.

 

[Thanks for comin' out]

We were just talking about golf-shoe spectators yesterday. The best part about that is that even $150 golf shoes are absurdly uncomfortable.
But to one-up everyone, how about the couple that both wears golf shoes. Sweet.

 

[OTD]

We were just talking about golf-shoe spectators yesterday. The best part about that is that even $150 golf shoes are absurdly uncomfortable.
But to one-up everyone, how about the couple that both wears golf shoes. Sweet.

Do those people wear spikes to a baseball game?

 

[Jeremy Goodwin]

Make sure to bring a green jacket

We were just talking about golf-shoe spectators yesterday. The best part about that is that even $150 golf shoes are absurdly uncomfortable.
But to one-up everyone, how about the couple that both wears golf shoes. Sweet.

Do those people wear spikes to a baseball game?

No, but they wear a cup and helmet.

 

[trifectarich]

By all means sneak in a camera and a cell phone with the ring tone turned up to the highest volume level. You're bound to make many new friends during the 60 seconds you're on the grounds.

 

[Jeremy Goodwin]

By all means sneak in a camera and a cell phone with the ring tone turned up to the highest volume level. You're bound to make many new friends during the 60 seconds you're on the grounds.

If you do this make sure the the ringtone is the CBS Masters music or something from Caddyshack

 

[pressboxramblings07]

... or "You will not make this putt, you JACKASS!"

 

[bydesign77]

To be fair, my golf shoes ARE the most comfortable walking shoes I have.

 

[playthrough]

By all means sneak in a camera and a cell phone with the ring tone turned up to the highest volume level. You're bound to make many new friends during the 60 seconds you're on the grounds.

60 seconds? I'll give you 8 seconds, tops.

 

[Rumpleforeskin]

... or "You will not make this putt, you JACKASS!"

Drive a car onto the 14th fairway and clip Tiger Woods while you're at it.

 

[butch]

If you are lucky enough to cover the Masters, you should take orders from friends, family, coworkers for Masters apparel, then add 10-20 percent to the cost for your pinch. Everybody's happy.

 

[OTD]

... or "You will not make this putt, you JACKASS!"

... or "You will not make this putt, you JACKASS!"

Drive a car onto the 14th fairway and clip Tiger Woods while you're at it.

Drive a car onto the 14th fairway and clip Tiger Woods while you're at it.

That's OK if it's a Buick.

 

[playthrough]

If you are lucky enough to cover the Masters, you should take orders from friends, family, coworkers for Masters apparel, then add 10-20 percent to the cost for your pinch. Everybody's happy.

Brilliant!

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

By all means sneak in a camera and a cell phone with the ring tone turned up to the highest volume level. You're bound to make many new friends during the 60 seconds you're on the grounds.

60 seconds? I'll give you 8 seconds, tops.

BYH would love that.

 

[21]

If you're betting on the winner, or staying in a house with Kindred and his pals, don't let the Washington Post ombudsman find out....and hide your Oreos from Feinstein.