Who would win a fight between Muslim extremists and the bears?

[Oggiedoggie]

THE BEARS!!!!

group of Muslim separatists in Kashmir picked the wrong cave for a hideout.

A police spokesman said an angry bear mauled two high-ranking Hizbul Mujahideen commanders who had set up camp inside its cave in the southern part of the Indian-run state, the Hindustan Times reported.

Though the men were armed with AK-47 machine guns, "the attack seems to have been so violent that both the militants got no chance to fire back at the wild animal," the spokesman, Col. JS Brar, told the Indian newspaper.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/11/03/2009-11-03_bear_mauls_kills_two_highranking_muslim_separatists_hiding_out_in_cave_in_kashmi.html#ixzz0VukFEwQX

Why have we been trying to use Navy SEALS? We need the Bears.

 

[cjericho]

Nice job, but shouldn't it be Da Bears.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

We need to send mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan.

 

[txsportsscribe]

 

[TigerVols]

Davey Crockett scoffs at the Mooslims.

 

[slappy4428]

We need to send mini-Dikkas to Afghanistan.

Fixed

 

[JackReacher]

Gregggg Doyle.

 

[JakeandElwood]

Is Ditka driving?

 

[hondo]

THE BEARS!!!!

group of Muslim separatists in Kashmir picked the wrong cave for a hideout.

A police spokesman said an angry bear mauled two high-ranking Hizbul Mujahideen commanders who had set up camp inside its cave in the southern part of the Indian-run state, the Hindustan Times reported.

Though the men were armed with AK-47 machine guns, "the attack seems to have been so violent that both the militants got no chance to fire back at the wild animal," the spokesman, Col. JS Brar, told the Indian newspaper.

Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/11/03/2009-11-03_bear_mauls_kills_two_highranking_muslim_separatists_hiding_out_in_cave_in_kashmi.html#ixzz0VukFEwQX

Why have we been trying to use Navy SEALS? We need the Bears.

Could have happened to Bin Laden a long time ago. Might explain where he's been.

 

[The Big Ragu]

And in other news, the tomorrow the CIA will be leaking news about their covert black bear ops program.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

And in other news, the tomorrow the CIA will be leaking news about their covert black bear ops program.

I have given my decision in Afghanistan a great deal of thought. I have consulted with generals, diplomats and world leaders. Military leaders were encouraged to speak openly about the situation and the choices we face. I watched the caskets of fallen service members return to American soil so that we would be reminded of the sacrifices that we have made and may need to make again. America cannot give up on Afghanistan. The Taliban cannot be allowed to return to power. A destabilized Afghanistan not only imperils its citizens, but threatens the safety of the free world. We will be sending 10,000 troops, 5,000 black bears, a Ditka and two mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan in the coming months.

 

[txsportsscribe]

And in other news, the tomorrow the CIA will be leaking news about their covert black bear ops program.

I have given my decision in Afghanistan a great deal of thought. I have consulted with generals, diplomats and world leaders. Military leaders were encouraged to speak openly about the situation and the choices we face. I watched the caskets of fallen service members return to American soil so that we would be reminded of the sacrifices that we have made and may need to make again. America cannot give up on Afghanistan. The Taliban cannot be allowed to return to power. A destabilized Afghanistan not only imperils its citizens, but threatens the safety of the free world. We will be sending 10,000 troops, 5,000 black bears, a Ditka and two mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan in the coming months.

do we really need the 10000 troops and 5000 black bears if we send ditka?

 

[Captain_Kirk]

All I know is I'm very thankful that Ditka isn't a Muslim extremist.

 

[PopeDirkBenedict]

And in other news, the tomorrow the CIA will be leaking news about their covert black bear ops program.

I have given my decision in Afghanistan a great deal of thought. I have consulted with generals, diplomats and world leaders. Military leaders were encouraged to speak openly about the situation and the choices we face. I watched the caskets of fallen service members return to American soil so that we would be reminded of the sacrifices that we have made and may need to make again. America cannot give up on Afghanistan. The Taliban cannot be allowed to return to power. A destabilized Afghanistan not only imperils its citizens, but threatens the safety of the free world. We will be sending 10,000 troops, 5,000 black bears, a Ditka and two mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan in the coming months.

do we really need the 10000 troops and 5000 black bears if we send ditka?

Run it up, Herman. Leave no doubt.

 

[playthrough]

Chuck Norris flosses his teeth with Muslim extremists.

 

[Blitz]

We need to send mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan.

Or simply get the frick out of there completely.

 

[Double J]

Davey Crockett scoffs at the Mooslims.

Well played.

 

[Bubbler]

Damn. Looks like Colbert was on to something all these years.

 

[crusoes]

There's no denying the truthiness of this.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

And in other news, the tomorrow the CIA will be leaking news about their covert black bear ops program.

I have given my decision in Afghanistan a great deal of thought. I have consulted with generals, diplomats and world leaders. Military leaders were encouraged to speak openly about the situation and the choices we face. I watched the caskets of fallen service members return to American soil so that we would be reminded of the sacrifices that we have made and may need to make again. America cannot give up on Afghanistan. The Taliban cannot be allowed to return to power. A destabilized Afghanistan not only imperils its citizens, but threatens the safety of the free world. We will be sending 10,000 troops, 5,000 black bears, a Ditka and two mini-Ditkas to Afghanistan in the coming months.

do we really need the 10000 troops and 5000 black bears if we send ditka?

Shock and awe.