Who own da Chiefs?

[slappy4428]

You do, right now, if you turn on Encore....

 

[Flash]

OWNZ ... OWNZ!!!

 

[slappy4428]

Daddy, he called me a *****

 

[dreunc1542]

OWNZ ... OWNZ!!!

Have you been drinking tonight, ma'am?

 

[slappy4428]

Susanne now sucks *****.. and is a lesbian.. a lesbian...

 

[Clever username]

Dunlop, you suck ****.

All I can get.

 

[Flash]

Enjoy the winter clearance sale at Howlands. All prices drastically slashed.

 

[slappy4428]

Hold steady.. your makin me miss

 

[Clever username]

Every piece of garbage that comes on the market, you gotta buy it.

I got a good deal on those boys.

They brought their ****IN' TOYS with 'em.

Well, I'd rather have them play with their toys than play with themselves.

They're too DUMB to play with themselves.

Reg, hey Reg, that reminds me. I was coaching in Omaha in 1948 when Eddie Shore sends me this guy, a terrible masturbator. He'd get deliberate penalties just so he could get in the penalty box all by himself, and damned if he wouldn't -- nnnhhhhhh nhhhhhhhhh.

Oh Jesus.

Mnnhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[slappy4428]

Dave's a killer...

Dave's a mess...

 

[Flash]

The Chiefs are at home against Hyannisport at the War Memorial at eight.

Good seats are still available.

 

[Clever username]

Stick em, **** em, pop em.

 

[Clever username]

A BOUNTY!

What? Bull****.

You can't put a bounty on a man's head.

I just did.

 

[zeke12]

Is the answer Jesus?

 

[Clever username]

What's the story on that dog?

What?

What's the story on that dog?

Oh, that's the dog that saved Charlestown.

Well **** him.

 

[Clever username]

You nailed him, coach. You nailed him right in his mind.

 

[slappy4428]

Oglethorpe ****ed her...

 

[Flash]

Got stinkin' ****faced on the bus. Louise left me,

and that son of a ***** over there keeps playin' me when he knows I'm ****faced.

...

Anybody throws me against the boards, I'm gonna **** all over myself.

 

[Clever username]

You know your son looks like a faggot to me.

I beg your pardon.

You better get married again or he's going to have a **** in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.

 

[Clever username]

Oglethorpe ****ed her...

Whaaaat?

Yeah, Ogie Oglethorpe ****ed the last girl on the pinwheel extravaganza.