Who own da Chiefs?

[Clever username]

That is a very ... deep ... cut.

 

[Flash]

I don't blame you, though, Suzanne. You see, women's bodies are beautiful.

But men's bodies, I see 'em everywhere. Locker rooms, cocks all over the place...

 

[slappy4428]

Johnny doesn't care for the fighting... he told me so.

 

[Clever username]

My hallergy to these ****ing fans has returned.

 

[Clever username]

Yeah, Johnny always says you can only drink so much, screw so much.

 

[Clever username]

I'm feeling a little ... TIPsy.

I've been ****faced for a week.

 

[Flash]

See, every time Hanrahan went out on the road, I would go over to this wife's house, and we would get drunk, and we would talk about how depressed and lonely we were without the guys.
Every week, blah, blah, blah.
Then, one night, we were talking about how we hated the life, and how we had never done much of anything ourselves.
And I don't know why, really...
We were like kids. We started playing with one another.
We were drunk, as usual.
The next week we did it sober, and it was terrific.
At the end of the day, I think about women. I think about women's bodies.

 

[slappy4428]

Don't EVER play Lady of Spain again

 

[Flash]

When Hanrahan found out about it, he went crazy.

He said if I was a dyke, that made him a queer.

 

[OTD]

"I was just trying to catch the spirit of the thing."

 

[Steak Snabler]

"Dickie Dunn wrote this. It's gotta be true."

"Here's to the sap that'd buy the Chiefs."

"Hell, here's to the Sunshine State!"

"Here's to all that gorgeous snatch in F-L-A."

 

[hockeybeat]

You're stupid, like some English pig.

 

[ServeItUp]

I don't care who own da Chiefs I hate it here make me sick my hallergy puke every time blaaagggh like that, puke.

Ah, Denis, you're a goalie, you're supposed to be like that.

SOMEbody own da Chiefs. We go to Florida and I get da money.





Quick, who played Ogie Oglethorpe?

 

[slappy4428]

Ned Dowd, brother of the woman who wrote the movie.
Geez, that was easy

 

[ServeItUp]

Bleed all over 'em, let 'em know you're there.

Very good, Slap.

 

[slappy4428]

it was easy, what with the notoriety, the deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him...

 

[Gutter]

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[hockeybeat]

Why do you wear that rug? It's hideously ugly.

At least I'm not chicken****!

 

[Dessens71]

I think Johnny's wife is telling the truth when she says Johnny doesn't care for the fighting. Lily says it's bull****, but she's just talking out her ass because she's drunk.
I mean, look at Johnny. He reads the Great Ideas of the World series. He admires Braden's Ivy League education. He wears a helmet, which indicates he's invested in his safety even though his machismo takes a hit because he wears it.
Johnny fights because it's part of the game and playing the game is his job. He's the blue-collar type who believes a job well done is a reward in and of itself.
He's not a ***** like Braden, but he's not a meathead like Oglethorpe either. He's a noble man in an ignoble world.

 

[TwoGloves]

Trade me right ****ing now.