Where's BYH?

[poindexter]

We had a thread a year or so ago regarding the SportsJournalists.com Safety Network, and how everybody was going to look out for everybody else.

Well, one of our own has slipped thru the cracks. BYH is MIA, and I am worried. He's taken "breaks" before, but never this long.* My detailed chart shows that slappy and Ace were supposed to be looking out for BYH, and they have obviously neglected their responsibilities. Now, he's gone.

IMO, this is a Code Orange situation, and it's time to pull out all the stops to find him (whatever that means). Everybody, let's be careful out there.














*I have no real idea about his previous breaks.

 

[Ace]

We had a thread a year or so ago regarding the SportsJournalists.com Safety Network, and how everybody was going to look out for everybody else.

Well, one of our own has slipped thru the cracks. BYH is MIA, and I am worried. He's taken "breaks" before, but never this long.* My detailed chart shows that slappy and Ace were supposed to be looking out for BYH, and they have obviously neglected their responsibilities. Now, he's gone.

IMO, this is a Code Orange situation, and it's time to pull out all the stops to find him (whatever that means). Everybody, let's be careful out there.














*I have no real idea about his previous breaks.

Up yours, Dexter.

BYH is just in the bathroom and the wireless signal isn't working. No worries. Should be out in a couple hours.

 

[Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)]

BYH is doing my yardwork.

Today I have him moving my compost pile.

He hit my car and didn't have any insurance so the court made him my butler. But I needed a gardener more so there you have it.

 

[SEC Guy]

According to the place where he works, he hasn't written since the end of April.

Should we be really worried?

 

[Moderator1]

A. BYH has taken longer breaks before, once when he finished a project and once when he just wanted to take a break.
B. BYH has communicated with me several times recently. This break is a combination - he wanted a break and has a project of some sort he's finishing that is pretty time consuming. He will be back at some point.

 

[spnited]

He was signed on Saturday early morning and I last heard from him Thursday.
As Moddy says, he has a few things going on so he'll not be here much for a short time. No big deal.

 

[jgmacg]

Does this mean we need to recall the 4.7 million milk cartons we just had printed with his avatar and post totals? Oy.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Is he stalking Derek Jeter again?

 

[imjustagirl]

I think he's sportschick's love slave.

 

[Chi City 81]

I think Jay Horwitz had him whacked.

 

[StevieNicks]

A. BYH has taken longer breaks before, once when he finished a project and once when he just wanted to take a break.
B. BYH has communicated with me several times recently. This break is a combination - he wanted a break and has a project of some sort he's finishing that is pretty time consuming. He will be back at some point.

Thank you for the update.

 

[Oz]

Poindexter, you worried me with this thread. I thought BYH might have been a teacher who ... well, you know.

 

[King Of All Media]

He was nailed on To Catch a Predator with a small Vietnamese boy.

He gets out in 7 to 10.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Corn nuts.

 

[imjustagirl]

Corn nuts.

GODDAMMIT. I should have made a Remington party joke. ****.

Damn you Mizzou!

 

[Boom_70]

BYH has been busy scowering the waiver wires in hopes of rebuliding his failing team in our fantasy league.

We know he is fine because of his recent incessant complaining about league DL rules on the private NIAFL message board.

 

[sportschick]

I think he's sportschick's love slave.

He kidnapped my girl cat and they're shacked up somewhere South of the border, where the Internet access is spotty and man-feline love is encouraged.

 

[mike311gd]

BYH makes sure to insult me at least 36 times a day just so I know he's OK. At least that's what he tells me.

I think he was caught going through Bill Lawrence's dumpster, and now he's locked up for wearing his tighty whities on his dome.

 

[spnited]

Drivng down the Garden State Parkway yesterday I passed a Honda Odyssey minivan with the NY license plate BYH-xxxx.
Just made me wonderr.

 

[Mizzougrad96]

Drivng down the Garden State Parkway yesterday I passed a Honda Odyssey minivan with the NY license plate BYH-xxxx.
Just made me wonderr.

No way can he afford a Honda Odyssey.