When Dutch Ovens go wrong

[Batman]

Florida woman stabs her boyfriend following an argument that started when he farted in her face.
And thank you to the Naples News for this week's candidate for best lede ever.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/2013/may/08/fart-face-leads-knife-fight/

It started when he farted.
An Immokalee woman who is accused of throwing a kitchen knife at her longtime boyfriend told detectives she became angry when he passed gas in her face while they were watching TV Tuesday night, according to an arrest report.
Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said when she confronted her 53-year-old boyfriend about the flatulence he told her to “shut up.” The two began arguing and at some point ended up in the kitchen, deputies reported.
The boyfriend was later found outside the home on the 400 block of Gaunt Street with a small knife wound to his stomach, reports stated.

 

[Captain Obvious]

The boyfriend is a good guy and even better person.

 

[cyclingwriter]

Props to the editors for letting that lede go!

 

[bumpy mcgee]

I assumed the guy was Bert Blyleven.

 

[poindexter]

I remember a Dr. Seuss book had the same lede.

 

[Armchair_QB]

http://fox4kc.com/2013/05/13/police-woman-stabbed-boyfriend-after-he-farted-in-her-face/

A Florida woman told police she stabbed her boyfriend late last week because he “farted in her face.”

Deborah Ann Burns, 37, said she was watching television in her Florida home when her boyfriend, Willie Butler, walked by her and passed gas.

She then “confronted him about the fart and Willie became agitated, telling her to shut up,” the police report said.

It was then that Burns reportedly grabbed a kitchen knife and chucked it at Butler, hitting the 53-year-old in the stomach, according to the police report.

Burns was arrested for aggravated battery with a deadly weapon. She is currently being held in jail on a $50,000 bond.

That's a guy.

 

[Football_Bat]

She who smelt it, dealt it.

 

[baddecision]

Auto Tune it!

 

[Spartan Squad]

Props to the editors for letting that lede go!

It may have been the editor who wrote it. It was only labeled staff reports. Who ever wrote it, I owe a beer to.

 

[Iron_chet]

thinks he's an amateur.

 

[Football_Bat]

The thread never ends well when the first word of the first post is "Florida."