What's still taboo?

[Bubbler]

Hey, nothing kills the water cooler buzz quite like these 11 words: "Yeah so I ****ed my wife in the ass last night..."

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X), that topic came up. One guy, the coolest guy there among some total dickheads, admitted that he licked his wife's ass.

To a man, all of the other guys were either totally repulsed or give this guy loads of ****. One co-worker was so taken aback he admitted he wouldn't go down on his wife at all. Said something like, "I ain't eatin' where I put my fixin's, and I ain't fixin's where I'm eatin'", or some home-spun bull**** like that.

But I admired the ass-licker. He never backed down and he was proud of doing what he needed to do to pleasure his wife. ****ing A right, it's the way it should be.

 

[gingerbread]

They just showed a repeat of the anal sex episode on Sex and the City about half an hour ago. The one where Miranda has it, gets embarrassed and runs to catch up with the 9-mile group.
While not taboo, I'd say discussions about certain forms of cancer -- prostate, breast, ovarian -- make people uncomfortable. Maybe because it lends itself to questions you're wondering but would rather not ask: still have sex? get them cut off? how long to live?

 

[imjustagirl2]

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X),

God, I have never been so glad I moved in 1991 in my life.

 

[writing irish]

I was floored. And yet five years later, Britney Spears was writing songs about "The Touch of My Hand."

No love for Cyndi and "She Bop?"

And what about, "You Make Me Strum My Clit Like Earl Scruggs On Meth Banjo-Pickin' The Blue Ridge Mountain Breakdown" by Dolly Parton?

 

[Bubbler]

I was floored. And yet five years later, Britney Spears was writing songs about "The Touch of My Hand."

No love for Cyndi and "She Bop?"

IJAG, I think I can safely say, having been in eighth grade or a freshman in high school when She Bop was out, that no one gave a thought to what it meant. Same thing for Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Hell, Pictures Of Lily slipped by many folks' notice in the 60s.

None of those songs are overt about masturbation on their face.

(Heh, heh, I said "on their face")

 

[PhilaYank36]

Bestiality always is a nice ice-breaker at parties, IMO.

 

[Bubbler]

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X),

God, I have never been so glad I moved in 1991 in my life.

I worked there from 1989-92. When I was 18 to 21 years old. Without a girlfriend. Do the math. :-X :-X :D

(Just kidding anyway, I only worked there in '92)

 

[imjustagirl2]

I just vomited before getting to the italics.

 

[Mayfly]

I heard a song the other day by Pink: "You and Your Hand"

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

 

[Kaylee]

Hey, nothing kills the water cooler buzz quite like these 11 words: "Yeah so I ****ed my wife in the ass last night..."

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X), that topic came up. One guy, the coolest guy there among some total dickheads, admitted that he licked his wife's ass.

To a man, all of the other guys were either totally repulsed or give this guy loads of ****. One co-worker was so taken aback he admitted he wouldn't go down on his wife at all. Said something like, "I ain't eatin' where I put my fixin's, and I ain't fixin's where I'm eatin'", or some home-spun bull**** like that.

But I admired the ass-licker. He never backed down and he was proud of doing what he needed to do to pleasure his wife. ****ing A right, it's the way it should be.

In college, our baseball team was on a late night bus ride back from getting our heads kicked in somewhere.

I'd gotten up, and was making my way to the back lavatory, when I passed our notoriously lecherous third-baseman who was regaling some of our freshmen with tales of his latest conquest.

All I heard from him was "she was really into licking my asshole, but really, it just make me feel like having diarrhea."

 

[BYH]

Hey, nothing kills the water cooler buzz quite like these 11 words: "Yeah so I ****ed my wife in the ass last night..."

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X)...

So THAT'S why Pepsi went to the clear plastic bottles!!!

 

[writing irish]

I think anal-lingus might be more taboo than penis-in-rectum action.

 

[Bubbler]

Hey, nothing kills the water cooler buzz quite like these 11 words: "Yeah so I ****ed my wife in the ass last night..."

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X)...

So THAT'S why Pepsi went to the clear plastic bottles!!!

I made Pepsi Clear. I mean I made Pepsi Clear. :-X :-X

 

[Mayfly]

Different strokes for different folks, I guess.

 

[Kaylee]

Hey, nothing kills the water cooler buzz quite like these 11 words: "Yeah so I ****ed my wife in the ass last night..."

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X)...

So THAT'S why Pepsi went to the clear plastic bottles!!!

I made Pepsi Clear. I mean I made Pepsi Clear. :-X :-X

So, you mean, that wasn't Crystal Gravy?

 

[BYH]

Bubbler to every single date he had between 18 and 22: "Is that semen in your bottle of Pepsi or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Double Down]

They just showed a repeat of the anal sex episode on Sex and the City about half an hour ago. The one where Miranda has it, gets embarrassed and runs to catch up with the 9-mile group.

This will show you what a kept man I am:

(I think) That's actually the ass-licking episode with Miranda, I believe.

The one about anal sex is the one where the guy wants to have it with Charlotte, she says she doesn't want to because no one every marries "up-the-butt girl" and so she makes an emergency call to all the girls, and they all pile into the cab to discuss it. And then, it what gave me the biggest laugh of the entire series, the cab goes over a bump and Charlotte says "What was that?" and all the girls say, in unison, "A PREVIEW!"

You can thank Mrs. Double Down, a huge SandTC fan, for this post.

 

[BYH]

:D ;D ;D :D

 

[Bubbler]

Hey, nothing kills the water cooler buzz quite like these 11 words: "Yeah so I ****ed my wife in the ass last night..."

When I worked in the Pepsi lab in the early 90s (yeah that's right ... I actually made Pepsi ... think about that if you were in the greater Cleveland area in about '92 or so ... then think about my acceptance of masturbation :-X)...

So THAT'S why Pepsi went to the clear plastic bottles!!!

I made Pepsi Clear. I mean I made Pepsi Clear. :-X :-X

So, you mean, that wasn't Crystal Gravy?

Depends on what you mean by gravy.

Just know this, having America reject your own personal brand, so to speak, is a blow to the ego.

Getting this back on track from my own moronic spooge-in-Pepsi-jack, I definitely think the idea of Americans using torture is taboo.

There ... I just penned the oddest, most backassawkward segue in recorded history.