What would your last meal be?

[jr/shotglass]

Here was the last meal for those hardy souls on the Titanic:

What would yours be?

 

[spikechiquet]

steak and a blow job.

before, after...at the same time....I'm not picky.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Diane Lane

 

[ColdCat]

sauerbratten.
cuz it takes three days to marinate and that could buy me more time

 

[Versatile]

Pufferfish. What's the worst that can happen?

 

[Bubbler]

GRAPES!

 

[Gator]

Crow.

 

[The Big Ragu]

If we are doing it death row style, the meal can't cost more than $40.

Yet, the U.S. spends more than $100 million a year seeking the execution of a handful of people.

Seems a bit out of sync.

 

[The Big Ragu]

Oh, just to keep from killing the thread.

Mashed potatoes with celery root and spinach sauteed with garlic and crimini mushrooms. Doubt it's allowed, but I'd ask for a pint of Guinness to wash it down.

 

[21]

I never understand this. Are any of these people actually thinking about food? Why can't they just get a 'last hour,' you can get your wife or a hooker or extra levels of Angry Birds, whatever. I just don't get why anyone would need to eat before they die.

 

[Versatile]

I never understand this. Are any of these people actually thinking about food? Why can't they just get a 'last hour,' you can get your wife or a hooker or extra levels of Angry Birds, whatever. I just don't get why anyone would need to eat before they die.

If you've been eating prison food for years, I think that meal is probably amazing. I would want it. I like eating about as much as anything, though.

 

[BTExpress]

Looks like a first-class menu from Titanic to me. Wasn't the last meal for most of them.

Here's what those in third class had for their last meal.

 

[21]

I never understand this. Are any of these people actually thinking about food? Why can't they just get a 'last hour,' you can get your wife or a hooker or extra levels of Angry Birds, whatever. I just don't get why anyone would need to eat before they die.

If you've been eating prison food for years, I think that meal is probably amazing. I would want it. I like eating about as much as anything, though.

Agreed. But if you've been having prison sex with a bar of soap named Maria and/or a 300 lb axe murderer who last bathed in 2002....and you could choose between an hour with a real naked woman or a plate of waffles....?

 

[Versatile]

I never understand this. Are any of these people actually thinking about food? Why can't they just get a 'last hour,' you can get your wife or a hooker or extra levels of Angry Birds, whatever. I just don't get why anyone would need to eat before they die.

If you've been eating prison food for years, I think that meal is probably amazing. I would want it. I like eating about as much as anything, though.

Agreed. But if you've been having prison sex with a bar of soap named Maria and/or a 300 lb axe murderer who last bathed in 2002....and you could choose between an hour with a real naked woman or a plate of waffles....?

Blueberry waffles or just regular waffles?

 

[jr/shotglass]

Agreed. But if you've been having prison sex with a bar of soap named Maria and/or a 300 lb axe murderer who last bathed in 2002....and you could choose between an hour with a real naked woman or a plate of waffles....?

Replace plate of waffles with seafood Newburg and filet mignon, and ...


... hey, this could be its own thread.

 

[Boom_70]

Couldn't you just ask for a women with chocolate sauce and strawberries.

 

[jr/shotglass]

... and once again, a man equal to the dilemma.

 

[dooley_womack1]

But they might be reallly good waffles

 

[93Devil]

Oh, just to keep from killing the thread.

Mashed potatoes with celery root and spinach sauteed with garlic and crimini mushrooms. Doubt it's allowed, but I'd ask for a pint of Guinness to wash it down.

I'm guessing an ass kicking would be for dessert.

 

[Versatile]

I'll take the naked lady or the waffles, so long as there's melted butter in the crevices.