What would your friends be shocked to find out about you

[sportschick]

I was cleaning my apartment last night and I got to thinking about how surprised my friends would be to find out I clean to show tunes.

I mean I'm so sort of rock and roll in my look and attitude, but I've got Evita, Chicago and Sweeney Todd among others in my iTunes just for when I clean (last night was Sweeney Todd, for the record).

So what would your friends be shocked to find out about you?

(and yes, I'm sure we've done this thread already)

 

[Write-brained]

That I spend so much time on a message board ...

 

[Clever username]

I might not be completely dead inside.

 

[pallister]

I'm not completely sure where I stand on spanking. (Sorry, SC, couldn't help it. :)

Seriously, I'm not sure the handful of people I call friends know much of anything about me. So pretty much everything would surprise them.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

That I am moved by Blue Bell's Ice Cream radio spots.

 

[BYH]

Damnit. That Good-n-Plenty eating conservative Pall beat me to the spanking comment.

 

[The Big Ragu]

 

[Bubbler]

My enormous pants goblin.

They're already well aware of its power to scare off the opposite sex. That's my theory anyway.

 

[pallister]

My enormous pants goblin.

That was hilarious.

 

[dooley_womack1]

Nah, it's that ****ING HAIRCUT.

 

[BYH]

I felt your prying eyes on my ample ass at the ballgame last year.

Nothing gets past me, Ragump.

 

[Clever username]

I own Serendipity. None of them know that.

And hey, **** you. It has John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale in it. How can you go wrong?

 

[The Big Ragu]

I felt your prying eyes on my ample ass at the ballgame last year.

Nothing gets past me, Ragump.

What the hell are you talking about? I was just pointing out that my friends would be surprised to find out that I'm an actor, and thanks to the miracle of modern make-up, I'm able to play a heavy-set, gay mobster who looks nothing like me on an HBO TV show.

 

[Flash]

I'm a pretty open book, so I'm not too sure there's anything my close friends don't know about me. I suppose they would shocked to find out I was a pretty quiet kid ... a wallflower, in fact.

One friend, however, was quite taken aback that I showed up for puppy playday once with pink mittens that I've had since I was 10. My gran knitted them for me and I've taken care of them for 25 years. It was more the colour than anything ... and that I can be actually sentimental about something. A lot of people don't get to see that side of me.

There you go ... all it takes is to get me babbling and I'll come up with something. Most people know that, though. :D

 

[Flash]

I own Serendipity. None of them know that.

And hey, **** you. It has John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale in it. How can you go wrong?

I love John Cusack.

 

[Clever username]

I own Serendipity. None of them know that.

And hey, **** you. It has John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale in it. How can you go wrong?

I love John Cusack.

I can totally see why Buckweaver has a mancrush on him.

 

[BYH]

I felt your prying eyes on my ample ass at the ballgame last year.

Nothing gets past me, Ragump.

What the hell are you talking about? I was just pointing out that my friends would be surprised to find out that I'm an actor, and thanks to the miracle of modern make-up, I'm able to play a heavy-set, gay mobster who looks nothing like me on an HBO TV show.

I'm very sorry for the mistake.

As a goodwill gesture, I offer you one weekend with me at my summer place in New Hampshire.

 

[Flash]

I own Serendipity. None of them know that.

And hey, **** you. It has John Cusack and Kate Beckinsale in it. How can you go wrong?

I love John Cusack.

I can totally see why Buckweaver has a mancrush on him.

I have a hit-it-six-ways-from-Sunday crush on him.

However ... 1408 sucked donkey balls.

 

[dooley_womack1]

My friends would be shocked to learn that something called "puppy playday" exists.

 

[Flash]

My friends would be shocked to learn that something called "puppy playday" exists.

Puppy playday is a good time.