What would you do.

[boots]

Was in a public bathroom using the urinal when the guy next to me stopped and actually looked over to the little barrier to see my weed whacker. I didn't like it. What would you have done in the same situation?

 

[Freelance Hack]

Tell BYH to keep his eyes on his own junk.

 

[BigDog]

Boots, have you ever started a non-ficticious thread?

 

[boots]

This just happened this afternoon.

 

[21]

He probably thought it was weird that you'd take a weed whacker to the urinal. Maybe he was looking for dandelions.

 

[Big Buckin' agate_monkey]

He probably thought it was weird that you'd take a weed whacker to the urinal. Maybe he was looking for dandelions.

Yet another quality post outta 21. Well done by you.

 

[BigDog]

I predict you tell us the following happened...

-- You said "well, you got a look, so now you're getting a feel." And then you proceeded to hop backward, sidestepped quick, yanked down his belt and drilled him in the touchhole.

-- You then swizzled your **** in the blue comb water, you know, for disinfecting purposes.

-- He then begged to lick your taint until you would shoot a nut between his eyes.

-- And before you'd pull up your pants, you let him eat an Andes Creme d'Menthe out of your asshole.

-- So he finishes his mint and you ask his name. Lo and behold, he's the ex-husband of your anal-loving neighbor. And you leave the bathroom together, head to her place, and have a Bukkake-fest until she looks like the statue of David.

 

[Flash]

OK, gross. I was going to suggest you swing and spray his shoes.

 

[sportschick]

He probably thought it was weird that you'd take a weed whacker to the urinal. Maybe he was looking for dandelions.

Yet another quality post outta 21. Well done by you.

Post of the week, at least.

 

[Norman Stansfield]

You should have challenged him to a cockfight.

 

[dog428]

Reminds me of a joke ...

Guy goes into the bathroom at a casino, sits down and starts to handle business. Couple seconds later, another guy enters the stall next to him. After a short pause, the second guy says, "Hey, how you doing?"

First guy, a little unsure: "I'm OK. You?"
Second: "OK. How'd you do on the tables?"
First, still a little uneasy with the bathroom chatter: "Not bad. I'm a little better than even."
Second: "Yeah, me too. Y'all have any plans tonight?"
First: "Well, me and my wife are thinking about taking in a show somewhere. Not sure just yet where or what. We're checking some options."
Second: "Hey, hold on just a second. I'm in the bathroom here and every time I ask you a question this asshole in the next stall answers."

 

[Claws for Concern]

;D :o :-X :-X

 

[Oz]

He probably thought it was weird that you'd take a weed whacker to the urinal. Maybe he was looking for dandelions.

For that wouldn't he need something to whack, though?

 

[Armchair_QB]

Did you ask him if his neighbor goes ass to mouth?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Maybe he was looking to see if THAT was where the smell was coming from?
Perhaps you're not using proper grooming techniques after going in through out door? ;D

Which reminds me of an old joke ...

How do you make a woman scream twice?
After you tag her in the rectum, wipe off on her curtains!

I predict you tell us the following happened...

-- You said "well, you got a look, so now you're getting a feel." And then you proceeded to hop backward, sidestepped quick, yanked down his belt and drilled him in the touchhole.

-- You then swizzled your **** in the blue comb water, you know, for disinfecting purposes.

-- He then begged to lick your taint until you would shoot a nut between his eyes.

-- And before you'd pull up your pants, you let him eat an Andes Creme d'Menthe out of your asshole.

-- So he finishes his mint and you ask his name. Lo and behold, he's the ex-husband of your anal-loving neighbor. And you leave the bathroom together, head to her place, and have a Bukkake-fest until she looks like the statue of David.

That's wrong on so many levels. You need therapy - or a women with an anal fixation.

 

[alleyallen]

I predict you tell us the following happened...

-- You said "well, you got a look, so now you're getting a feel." And then you proceeded to hop backward, sidestepped quick, yanked down his belt and drilled him in the touchhole.

-- You then swizzled your **** in the blue comb water, you know, for disinfecting purposes.

-- He then begged to lick your taint until you would shoot a nut between his eyes.

-- And before you'd pull up your pants, you let him eat an Andes Creme d'Menthe out of your asshole.

-- So he finishes his mint and you ask his name. Lo and behold, he's the ex-husband of your anal-loving neighbor. And you leave the bathroom together, head to her place, and have a Bukkake-fest until she looks like the statue of David.

Jeez! Somebody help this guy. Where'd you get this idea, gloryholes.com?

 

[boots]

I thought about giving him a punch in the mouth but my johnson is so big and I had my hands filled at the time.