What money does to people

[Lugnuts]

It makes them have weird hair.

This is supposed to be our new American royalty? Our new Jackie O?

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

Why is Tom Cruise posing with a China doll and holding a golden jackass trophy?

 

[mike311gd]

She doesn't have nearly enough grace.

 

[21]

If Chris had used a jacket like that on Project Runway last night, he might still be in the race.

 

[Walter_Sobchak]

She doesn't have nearly enough grace.

You can't have a little grace. You either have grace, or you don't.

 

[Ace]

I don't know what you're talking about, Luggie. Tom's hair looks fine.

 

[StormSurge]

She doesn't have nearly enough grace.

You can't have a little grace. You either have grace, or you don't.

And you can't acquire grace.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Two things:

1) Is she really that much taller than him? Or is it the heels?

2) WTF is a Bambi Award?

 

[mike311gd]

She doesn't have nearly enough grace.

You can't have a little grace. You either have grace, or you don't.

And you can't acquire grace.

But you don't want too much grace. You won't be able to stand.


Very clutch, guys. Well done.

 

[Board Stiff]

Is she really that much taller than him?

Yes.
Cruise is a midget.

 

[alleyallen]

America's new royal couple? WTF? According to whom?

 

[mike311gd]

Is she really that much taller than him?

Yes.
Cruise is a midget.

He's in heels, too.

 

[ballscribe]

That's a wig on her; he's growing out some weird parted-in-the-middle mushroom 'do from his last movie, where he plays a Nazi with a Dorothy Hamill wedge.

 

[Zeemer]

She's in heels. He's standing on Brad Pitt's shoulders.

 

[poindexter]

Money still can't buy Cruise height.

They look like some like they are from some weird 8th grade dance. He's trying to hold her around the waist, and his hand is up near her tits.

The aliens from planet Xenu have definitely lobotomized her. Look at the vacant stare.

 

[cougargirl]

When it came to Katie's new 'do, I was thinking more Anna Wintour wanna-be. Still, they are so not "royalty."

 

[Gutter]

Alright, alright, look ... I don't have grace, I don't want grace ... I don't even say grace, OK?

 

[dooley_womack1]

She doesn't have nearly enough grace.

You can't have a little grace. You either have grace, or you don't.

And you can't acquire grace.

The Diamondbacks did, but he was washed up by then.

 

[mike311gd]

Alright, alright, look ... I don't have grace, I don't want grace ... I don't even say grace, OK?

We'll be in touch.

 

[John]

It makes them have weird hair.

This is supposed to be our new American royalty? Our new Jackie O?

Indeed.