What every beer drinker wants for Xmas

[JR]

Probably some of you saw this guy on Letterman:



The guy's pretty funny in a laconic kinda way.

His line, "Most of the e-mails I get are 'Yo, dude, this is awesome....can I buy one?" made me laugh.

 

[Lieslntx]

Can I marry this guy?

 

[imjustagirl]

Oh, he's completely cute in a dork way.

 

[dooley_womack1]

The link was not to a personal barmaid, thus it is fail.

 

[imjustagirl]

Yeah, plus you'd have to drink beer in cans. Fail.

 

[Lieslntx]

The link was not to a personal barmaid, thus it is fail.

The number of links to personal barmaids far outweighs the links to cute dorks that make beer launching machines. Let us have our moment, Dools.

 

[dooley_womack1]

My luck, the first time I'd try it....cheekbone, gone.

 

[Armchair_QB]

That's the most awesome beer delivery device I've ever seen that's not wearing a tanktop and orange hotpants.

 

[JR]

Oh, he's completely cute in a dork way.

You'd hit it.

 

[imjustagirl]

I completely would.

 

[luckyducky]

He's nerdy ... and I'd probably date him long enough to get him to make me one for Christmas then break up with him in mid-january ... that fridge is badass.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I completely would.

Completely?
Yowza.

 

[Cosmo]

Yeah, plus you'd have to drink beer in cans. Fail.

See, this is a weird thing ... I love PBR in cans, but I don't love PBR in bottles. I love Miller High Life in bottles, but I don't live Miller High Life in cans. I don't understand why.

 

[imjustagirl]

I can't drink beer in cans. It tastes like metal.

And Fenian: Yes. Completely. In every way one could hit it, I would.

(I use completely all the time. I completely need to stop, but I completely can't.)