What a sheet tie day

[boots]

This is from the I don't believe it department. Gorgeous day in my neck of the woods. Decided to go out for lunch. Got a nice slice of sausage pizza. On my way back to the office, after only one bite, a freakin bird dropped a load right in the center of the pizza.
I said 'Ok' and kept walking. About two blocks later, I tried to go around a slow walking person and stepped right into a manpile. There's no way a dog could have positioned his body against a building like this crap was.
So when I say it's been a ****ty day, I am not exaggerating.
How was your day?

 

[Inky_Wretch]

Re: What a ****ty day

Of all the people to launch a thread with this title...

 

[Jack_Kerouac]

Re: What a ****ty day

I thought maybe some slipped out while you were, um, slipping out.

 

[Clever username]

Re: What a ****ty day

So you have a problem with stepping in **** but not sticking your **** in it?

 

[boots]

Re: What a ****ty day

I don't know what pissed me off most. The bird ****ting on my pizza or my stepping in man-made ****.

 

[Oz]

Re: What a ****ty day

boots, you always come back to the same thing.

 

[boots]

Re: What a ****ty day

boots, you always come back to the same thing.

I don't know about that Oz but I know right now, I'm hungry and I stink.

 

[writing irish]

Re: What a ****ty day

I'm not thrilled with the small town where I live, but at least there's no human **** on the sidewalks here. There's almost no dog**** on the sidewalks, for that matter. It's pretty tidy.

 

[boots]

Re: What a ****ty day

I'm not thrilled with the small town where I live, but at least there's no human **** on the sidewalks here. There's almost no dog**** on the sidewalks, for that matter. It's pretty tidy.

You are lucky. If it were dog ****. I would be pissed but I would get over it. This was a manpile. No doubt about it.

 

[Frank_Ridgeway]

Re: What a ****ty day

Years ago a newspaper friend from out of town is visiting for a couple of days. I want to eat a place by the water, but it isn't open yet. We decide to kill some time walking on a nearby pier. A large waterfowl approaches, scores a direct hit atop my head. I could feel something warm up there, kind of guessed what happened, although my friend couldn't really confirm as he was gasping for air after laughing so hard. We went back to my place so I could shower. There was a lot of bird poop, a lot of it. Poor thing must have been constipated for days before relieving itself on me.

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

Re: What a ****ty day

On my way back to the office, after only one bite, a freakin bird dropped a load right in the center of the pizza.
I said 'Ok' and kept eating.

 

[Buck]

Re: What a ****ty day

I figured Boots got pooed.

 

[boots]

Re: What a ****ty day

I feel your pain Frank. You know what, that freakin pizza was hot and that first bite was awesome!

 

[Moderator1]

You couldn't eat around it?

 

[Buck]

Two toppings for the price of one.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I liked it better when he was fabricating anal sex stories.

 

[Jack_Kerouac]

I liked it better when he was fabricating anal sex stories.

Are you inferring that our fair friend has a fecal fabrication fetish?

 

[HejiraHenry]

You couldn't eat around it?

LOL.

 

[boots]

You couldn't eat around it?

LOL.

There are some things that boots won't eat even on a dare!

 

[Buck]

How about a double dog dare?