We're still two years ahead of you.........

[JR]

Canada just raised its age of consent from 14 to 16

http://parentcentral.ca/parent/article/420253

And here's something I didn't know:

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

Funny, when I read this, I immediately thought of Poindexter. Don't ask me why.

 

[Chef]

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

You can go to jail for having anal sex, only to go to jail to have more anal sex.

What a countrie.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Because we're not allowed to think of boo...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRGGH!

 

[Chef]

Because we're not allowed to think of boo...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRGGH!

watch your damn mouth.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

But I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft.

 

[Small Town Guy]

Canada just raised its age of consent from 14 to 16

http://parentcentral.ca/parent/article/420253

And here's something I didn't know:

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

Funny, when I read this, I immediately thought of Poindexter. Don't ask me why.

But can two 17-year-old heterosexuals have anal?

 

[Grimace]

Canada just raised its age of consent from 14 to 16

http://parentcentral.ca/parent/article/420253

And here's something I didn't know:

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

Funny, when I read this, I immediately thought of Poindexter. Don't ask me why.

But can two 17-year-old heterosexuals have anal?

Hmmmmm. And how 'bout strap-ons? Are those legal?

I have so many questions.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Canada just raised its age of consent from 14 to 16

http://parentcentral.ca/parent/article/420253

And here's something I didn't know:

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

Funny, when I read this, I immediately thought of Poindexter. Don't ask me why.

But can two 17-year-old heterosexuals have anal?

Only if they aren't Canadian.

 

[Diabeetus]

The age of consent in my state is 16. You caught up

As for the anal sex part, it's really tricky. But I think if you allow one type at a certain age, it's wrong not to allow the other.

 

[Small Town Guy]

The age of consent in my state is 16. You caught up

As for the anal sex part, it's really tricky...

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Pastor]

Karl Malone is pissed.

 

[Diabeetus]

The age of consent in my state is 16. You caught up

As for the anal sex part, it's really tricky...

Yes, yes it is.

Well played

 

[BYH]

Roger Clemens has no idea why he just bolted for the border.

 

[Flash]

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

You can go to jail for having anal sex, only to go to jail to have more anal sex.

What a countrie.

You've heard of Alabama state law, right?

 

[Bubbler]

What if you want to have sex with a donut in Canada?

Is that legal? Jim Schoenfeld wants to know.

 

[writing irish]

Do Canadians have donut, maple-syrup and bacon-themed sexual slang? The possibilities seem as rich as the north country cuisine. Particularly sexual slang involving the many varieties of donuts, which, of course, usually feature holes, but are occasionally cylindrical.

 

[zeke12]

Do Canadians have donut, maple-syrup and bacon-themed sexual slang? The possibilities seem as rich as the north country cuisine. Particularly sexual slang involving the many varieties of donuts, which, of course, usually feature holes, but are occasionally cylindrical.

Don't dip into another man's poutine, irish.

 

[schiezainc]

Canada just raised its age of consent from 14 to 16

http://parentcentral.ca/parent/article/420253

And here's something I didn't know:

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

Funny, when I read this, I immediately thought of Poindexter. Don't ask me why.

I think the real victim here is the guy who was totally just waiting for his 13-year old girlfriend to hit the age of consent. Now he'll have to wait two more whole years. That's injustice right there.

You can go to jail for having anal sex, only to go to jail to have more anal sex.
What a countrie.

Anal sex? But that's where the poop comes out.

 

[Flash]

Do Canadians have donut, maple-syrup and bacon-themed sexual slang? The possibilities seem as rich as the north country cuisine. Particularly sexual slang involving the many varieties of donuts, which, of course, usually feature holes, but are occasionally cylindrical.

Canadian sex is executed with the man behind the woman -- as you Americans call 'doggy style' ... so we can both watch the hockey game.

 

[Chef]

It is currently illegal for Canadians under 18 to have anal sex, meaning two gay or bisexual 17-year-olds who engage in the act could end up in jail something the new law does not address.

You can go to jail for having anal sex, only to go to jail to have more anal sex.

What a countrie.

You've heard of Alabama state law, right?

****, that happens at a lot of family reunions down there.