Well I've never ...

[novelist_wannabe]

What have you never done?

I've never ... been so drunk I woke up the next morning on the bathroom floor.

I've never been to Wrigley or Fenway.

I've never eaten sushi.

You?

 

[slappy4428]

Yes
Yes
Yes

 

[Moderator1]

Never seen the Nationals win this season.

 

[slappy4428]

Never rooted for Notre Dame.

 

[imjustagirl]

Never seen the Nationals win this season.

No offense, but thank goodness. At least my Indians aren't alone!

 

[schiezainc]

I've never masturbated to cartoon porn. Oh wait. I have.

Um, I've never watched Brokeback Mountain, I've never been drunk, I've never understood the appeal of AC/DC, I've never had sex in a motel room, I've never had a desire to go to space.

 

[RossLT]

Never had a job more mind numbingly boring than my current gig.

 

[schiezainc]

Never had a job more mind numbingly boring than my current gig.

You should try being a Vacuum cleaner salesman.

 

[CentralIllinoisan]

I've never smoked pot.

 

[slappy4428]

Never been to paradise and I've never been to me.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I've never been to Spain, but I kinda like the music.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I've never told her that I love her—except at those times when you've *got* to say something for appearance's sake.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I've never smoked pot.

Ditto.

And I'd do anything for love, but I've never done that.

 

[jlee]

I've never smoked pot.

You should try being a Vacuum cleaner salesman.

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

I've never smoked pot.

You should try being a Vacuum cleaner salesman.

Dude, the vacuum sucks the Cheetos dust RIGHT. OFF. YOUR FINGERS!!

 

[sportschick]

I've never smoked pot.

Ditto.

And I'd do anything for love, but I've never done that.

Thirded. The smell makes me gag. Just not my thing.

 

[spnited]

I never have started a thread as stupid as this one ...

or this one:
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/68833/

And to be grammatically correct, it should be "I never..." as in "I never have done this," not "I have never done ..."

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

To be correct, it should BE "I never..."

 

[spnited]

To be correct, it should BE "I never..."

Thanks, buddah. I never vouch for my typing, only my syntax. ;D

 

[Angola!]

I never have started a thread as stupid as this one ...

or this one:
http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/68833/

And to be grammatically correct, it should be "I never..." as in "I never have done this," not "I have never done ..."

Thank god that wasm't one of my threads.