Well, it's official ...

[BYH]

Oh, yeah. Congrats are in order, SC. First-time score. We're really lucky.

My sister is the type of person who lacks filter between brain and mouth. So when she got pregnant, the second thing she said to me was "ON THE FIRST TRY TOO! MY HUSBAND HAS SOME POTENT SPERM HUH?!" Ahh, my sister.

Congrats TBF. Much health and happiness to mom and TBF Jr. (and obviously you too, but you know what I mean)

 

[chazp]

McDonald's ads on the goal pipe... end of the world as we know it.

Nice R.E.M. reference, Slappy.

 

[dooley_womack1]

McDonald's ads on the goal pipe... end of the world as we know it.

Nice R.E.M. reference, Slappy.

Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs agree.

 

[User 1019]

Oh, yeah. Congrats are in order, SC. First-time score. We're really lucky.

My sister is the type of person who lacks filter between brain and mouth. So when she got pregnant, the second thing she said to me was "ON THE FIRST TRY TOO! MY HUSBAND HAS SOME POTENT SPERM HUH?!" Ahh, my sister.

Congrats TBF. Much health and happiness to mom and TBF Jr. (and obviously you too, but you know what I mean)

We have had several friends and relatives who've had LOTS of problems getting pregnant. We were sort-of suprised when we found out so quickly.

Thanks for the well wishes.

 

[Mayfly]

That picture actually looks like the puck hit off the crossbar

Congrats none the less

 

[zeke12]

Congrats, 3-Bags.

 

[User 1019]

That picture actually looks like the puck hit off the crossbar

Congrats none the less

Nah, it's in there. Trust me.

Thanks, May, Zeke.

 

[kokane_muthashed]

Good job. Don't screw it up!

 

[User 1019]

And, for what it's worth. I'm scared to death.

 

[MertWindu]

Congrats, TBF. If you feel like mailing out packages of food in celebration, you know the address.

 

[John]

I told you to stay away from my wife!

 

[Tommy_Dreamer]

T_B_F, congrats man!

May every fortune smile upon your newfound happiness.

 

[slappy4428]

I told you to stay away from my wife!

HAH!

 

[HejiraHenry]

Thanks for the call earlier. My wife adds her best wishes.

 

[westcoastvol]

So, technically, your name should be two bags empty, v. three bags full?

 

[Simon_Cowbell]

How is her top shelf?

I figured that with your screen name, you would have ZERO problem.....

Congrats.

 

[Dirk Legume]

Congrats TBF and Mrs. TBF!! ;D

Get ready to be poor. Get ready to be tired all the time. Get ready for grey hair.

And get ready for more fun than you've ever had.

My daughter leaves for college in August. It seems like just a couple of weeks ago we brought her home from the hospital.

It's a hell of a fun ride.

Congratulations again.

 

[Totally Krossed Out]

Who cares? Spider-Man 2 advertised on MLB bases. Sports are a biz, we of all people should know that.

 

[Football_Bat]

Congratulations. Now you realize you must give your first-born an SportsJournalists.com handle.

 

[Platyrhynchos]

Congrats T_B_F!

You have a little crawdad muncher on the way!