Well, It's Biblical, Anyway

[Fenian_Bastard]

Ruh-roh.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/sex-scandal-rocks-famed-megachurch/20071119180409990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

 

[mike311gd]

Since when do church officials have sex?

 

[BYH]

Since when do church officials have sex?

Helen Lovejoy is agape with amazement at your line of questioning.

 

[Pilot]

Ruh-roh.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/sex-scandal-rocks-famed-megachurch/20071119180409990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

"Ruh-roh"?

You've been going with the "ruh-roh" a lot recently. You need to mix up your "witty" one liners or unplug the Scooby Doo.

 

[Point of Order]

C'mon. The guy is 80. His son is 34. That's what republicans usually call a "youthful indiscretion."

 

[spnited]

How does one become an archbishop of "an independent charasmatic church?" By self-declaration?

 

[Yawn]

Didn't Reverend Jesse commit a sexual indiscretion? You never hear of that anymore...

Probably because he's not a fundamentalist.

 

[Point of Order]

Probably because he is not relevant.

 

[Pilot]

Probably because he is not relevant.

And this guy is?

(he may be, but in the part of the article I skimmed it didn't appear so ...)

 

[Write-brained]

so what, we can't covet our brother's wives now? who died and made .... oh, nevermind ...

 

[mike311gd]

so what, we can't covet our brother's wives now? who died and made .... oh, nevermind ...

Buddy Christ says it's OK to **** your brother's wife. His words, not mine.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Ruh-roh.
http://news.aol.com/story/_a/sex-scandal-rocks-famed-megachurch/20071119180409990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

"Ruh-roh"?

You've been going with the "ruh-roh" a lot recently. You need to mix up your "witty" one liners or unplug the Scooby Doo.

Thank you, Dr. Wit.
Well, I'm half-right.

 

[JR]

The archbishop, his brother and the church are being sued by former church employee Mona Brewer, who says Earl Paulk manipulated her into an affair from 1989 to 2003 by telling her it was her only path to salvation.

I wonder if that pickup line would work in a bar.

 

[Captain_Kirk]

so what, we can't covet our brother's wives now? who died and made .... oh, nevermind ...

wait a minute, I think you're on to something. Neighbor's wife, ok. I'm well aware I cannot covet thy neighbor's wife. Been ingrained in me since I was a wee lad.

But brother's? I don't recall any mention of that. No coveting of my brother's wife? Look, if you want me to follow the rules, you need to be pretty damn specific, dear leaders o' the church.

Otherwise, I'm gonna have to plead ignorance on this one.

 

[Pastor]

Wow. That guy is certainly one large and old piece of ****.

 

[poindexter]

I'm counting a two-fer as far as breaking the 10 commandments.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

C'mon, poin.
He had to have lied at some point, too.

 

[JR]

There are over 9100 comments on this story--which was posted yesterday evening.

"The devil makes work, etc, etc"

 

[Yodel]

How does one become an archbishop of "an independent charasmatic church?" By self-declaration?

Exactly

 

[zeke12]

That's how I did it, anyway.