Well, if baseball doesn't work out...

[doubledown68]

Chris Cucumber. Thank jeebus it wasn't Chris Plaintain.

I've thought about writing the screen play to a porno called Johnny Manseed. Really for no other reason than I think it'd be hilarious to see a dude in a 3-way with a pot on his head.

 

[farmerjerome]

Pornstar name generator says: Rodney Rammer

Under the old pet-street name rule, meet Tank Taylor.

I'm Hunter South then.
Like IJAG, I got Marta de Moaner.

 

[farmerjerome]

http://www.blogthings.com/pornstarnamegenerator/ (SFW)

Um, I'm Busty de Lusty.

Great googly-moogly!

Completely worth it, just for that response.

Using my first, middle and last names, I'm Marta de Moaner.

First and last = Candy Coxx
First, middle and last = Tight Cherry

 

[LiveStrong]

I think baseball has worked out.