Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possi-bly go wrong

[BYH]

Possibly go wrong. Huh. That's the first thing that's ever gone wrong here.

We're all out of BORT license plates. I repeat: We are out of BORT license plates.

(GoodDoc and Hockey Goon, this is your cue)

 

[Chi City 81]

"Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die."

"OK, throw her in the hole."

 

[BYH]

Hey look over there! YOINK!!!!

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.


(from the Itchy and Scratchy Land episode too)

 

[BYH]

Hey look that bartender even looks like John Travolta!

Yeah. Looks like.

Mommy mommy8 buy me a license plate!

No, come along Bort!

Are you talking to me?

No my son is also named Bort.

 

[BYH]

Nazi Supermen Are Our Heroes!

 

[Chi City 81]

"Attention, Marge Simpson. Attention, Marge Simpson. Your son has been arrested."

"Attention, Marge Simpson, we've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son."

 

[BYH]

But Marge I was a political prisoner!

How were you a political prisoner?

I kicked a giant mouse in the butt!! Do I have to draw you a diagram?

 

[Chi City 81]

Hey, BYH, do you know where I can order a Lil' ******* traveling kit?

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I. McScratchy's.
Man 3: We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat,
we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.

 

[Chi City 81]

Bart: I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
Marge: Bart!
Homer: Eyeball stew.
Marge: Homer! We just got here and already I'm mortified beyond belief
by your embarrassing behavior.
Bart: I was just ordering a cheeseburger, Mom. They have violent
names for everything here.
Marge: Oh, I see. All right, hmm ... I'll have the Baby Guts.
Waiter: Lady, you disgust me.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Bart: A chopper! We're saved!
Man: [in Itchy costume] Hey! You're the guys that didn't like our
capering. When you get to hell, tell 'em Itchy sent you.

 

[Hank_Scorpio]

Meyers: As Roger Meyers Jr., the owner of the park, I'd like to thank
you for stopping the killer robots, and to show my appreciation,
here are two free passes.
Homer: But there are five of us.
Meyers: [angry] Here are two free passes!
Homer: That's better.