We Need A Running Pass The Popcorn Thread

[Fenian_Bastard]

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/04/senior_official.html
Oh, my.
I know I am speaking from ideological blindness, but this seems hilarious to me.

 

[The Big Ragu]

I recently made the switch to "Central Americans" for my "massages," too. I find that they give you more bang for the buck.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

I think the "abstinence promotion" part is the funniest, but this is good, too.

 

[jimmymcd]

Eli Lilly.
'Nuff said.

 

[linotype]

Unlike many of Randall's massages, this saga is not going to have a happy ending.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

http://thinkprogress.org/2007/04/28/ross-white-house-madam/

I never ordered pizza like this.
Sorry, Rok. You got Wolfie and the World Bank, but this sucker is mine!

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/04/dc_madam_wants__1.html

Head of a think tank!
mmmm....popcorn!

 

[Bubbler]

BLOW JOBS!

We finally got you GOP!

 

[Ace]

Why should a guy throw in the towel over massages?

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Why should I have laughed at that?

 

[Pastor]

Palfrey alleged that military strategist Harlan K. Ullman, creator of the "shock and awe" combat theory...

Interesting. We can now guess where the shock and awe theory came from.

 

[Fenian_Bastard]

Palfrey alleged that military strategist Harlan K. Ullman, creator of the "shock and awe" combat theory...

Interesting. We can now guess where the shock and awe theory came from.

Go in with overwhelming force and...

 

[jgmacg]

Are the Central Americans mentioned perhaps the last of the Contras? Are we still running guns to our Nicaraguan Freedom Fighters? And sending the profits to Iran? In a straight up swap for massage oil? The mind boggles.

 

[JackyJackBN]

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2007/04/senior_official.html
Oh, my.
I know I am speaking from ideological blindness, but this seems hilarious to me.

Depends on whether you like your popcorn plain or drenched in stupidity.

I'm not giving up Einstein as my hero in favor of this jamoke.