We discuss everything else... How about cannibalism?

[The Big Ragu]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7042126.stm

This is just a special kind of sick. This story really grossed me out. I thought characters like this only existed in movies.

 

[OTD]

I always wanted to ask one of those Uruguayan rugby players . . . "So, does it taste a little like chicken?"

 

[The Big Ragu]

I always wanted to ask one of those Uruguayan rugby players . . . "So, does it taste a little like chicken?"

They were featured on Real Sports a week or two ago. One of the survivors was pretty matter-of-fact about the "eating his friends" part. I can't imagine enduring that sort of thing. He must be so mentally scarred that the only way to get through life now is to minimize it and make it into a nonchalant event from the past.

 

[Pancamo]

Didn't Dahmer eat his victims?

 

[Ace]

I'm not clicking that link unless there are low-fat recipes.

 

[poindexter]

He liked it with salsa verde.

 

[Barsuk]

I ate my friends in a game of Oregon Trail. Then I died.

 

[Inky_Wretch]

I ate my friends in a game of Oregon Trail. Then I died.

 

[mike311gd]

Didn't Dahmer eat his victims?

Not all of them. Cut the guy some slack. ...

 

[OTD]

I always wanted to ask one of those Uruguayan rugby players . . . "So, does it taste a little like chicken?"

Ah, that might explain something. I saw that the movie "Alive" was on one of the HBOs, I think, last week. I wondered why they'd pull that one randomly out of the vault.

They were featured on Real Sports a week or two ago. One of the survivors was pretty matter-of-fact about the "eating his friends" part. I can't imagine enduring that sort of thing. He must be so mentally scarred that the only way to get through life now is to minimize it and make it into a nonchalant event from the past.

 

[Idaho]

Are Uruguayan rugby players more or less lean than buffalo?

And what's the proper marinade?

 

[Bubbler]

If Applebee's served people, they'd try and fail to make it sound palatable. Not because it's gross, but because they'd call them People Kickers or something stupid like that.

Or perhaps they'd go with Barbeque Big Toe Blast Salad or Chipotle Balls.

I will now step away from Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts machine.

 

[Idaho]

And it was just 'research' for his book.

/winona rider

 

[Jim Tom Pinch]

If Applebee's served people, they'd try and fail to make it sound palatable. Not because it's gross, but because they'd call them People Kickers or something stupid like that.

Or perhaps they'd go with Barbeque Big Toe Blast Salad or Chipotle Balls.

I will now step away from Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts machine.

That's scarily true

 

[poindexter]

If Applebee's served people, they'd try and fail to make it sound palatable. Not because it's gross, but because they'd call them People Kickers or something stupid like that.

Or perhaps they'd go with Barbeque Big Toe Blast Salad or Chipotle Balls.

I will now step away from Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts machine.

Cracklin' Toenail Sliders, served on a freshly-baked Pubic Hair Bun.

 

[slappy4428]

If Applebee's served people, they'd try and fail to make it sound palatable. Not because it's gross, but because they'd call them People Kickers or something stupid like that.

Or perhaps they'd go with Barbeque Big Toe Blast Salad or Chipotle Balls.

I will now step away from Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts machine.

Cracklin' Toenail Sliders, served on a freshly-baked Pubic Hair Bun.

And my lemon chicken just arrived at my desk. I can't wait to dig in after that.. yummy

 

[joe]

If it's inevitable, just sit back and enjoy it.

 

[ArnoldBabar]

Shame how that guy was injured "trying to escape." Looks to me like he got a good ass-kicking.

 

[BYH]

Blast! Can't seem to find a good Tom Petty pic from the "Don't Come Around Here No More" video.

As usual, I reek of fail.

 

[MacDaddy]

Shame how that guy was injured "trying to escape." Looks to me like he got a good ass-kicking.

I worked that file; the method of escape described differed in the cutline info and the story. I figured it was because the police didn't have their story straight.