Volcano Taco

[Chef]

Not to be confused with the popping taco.

Has anybody tried these wretched inventions from Taco Bell yet?

Immediately after purchasing said tacos, go find a half-dozen sno-cones to wipe your ass with........you'll need them.

ALL OF THEM.

Whoever came up with this idea has obviously never had molten lava leaving their anal cavity before.

 

[mike311gd]

Looks like my dinner plans are secured.

 

[Kelly Tripucka]

Word to the wise: Avoid anything with a red shell that costs less than $1.

 

[mustangj17]

It is just a shell with food coloring. The hotness comes from the sauce, which isn't really so hot, its like nacho cheese with fire sauce. Sorry Chef.

 

[The Granny]

Disappointed with it. The sauce was horrible.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

Well, I wouldn't eat anything at Taco Bell. Especially not after I worked there in high school. I could really tell some horror stories about that place.

 

[2muchcoffeeman]

Well, I wouldn't eat anything at Taco Bell. Especially not after I worked there in high school. I could really tell some horror stories about that place.

The Mountain Dew Baja Blast is to die for. And that's the only place it's available.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

Well you can keep your Taco Hell to yourselves. If I am going to eat that kind of food, I am going to go to a place called Tijuana Flats.

 

[Rhody31]

Volcano taco is awesome. At 89 cents, you really can't go wrong.

 

[Bullrog]

Well, I wouldn't eat anything at Taco Bell. Especially not after I worked there in high school. I could really tell some horror stories about that place.

The Mountain Dew Baja Blast is to die for. And that's the only place it's available.

This man speaks the truth.

My admiration of 2muchcoffeeman has increased exponentially.

Baja Blast is pretty much the only thing that gets me returning to Taco Bell on a regular basis.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

Volcano taco is awesome. At 89 cents, you really can't go wrong.

Yes, actually you can. It's from Taco Bell.

 

[mustangj17]

Well, I wouldn't eat anything at Taco Bell. Especially not after I worked there in high school. I could really tell some horror stories about that place.

Tell away sirr.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

The refried beans are freeze dried and must be rehydrated with boiling water for starters. Also, one of the guys spit in an order just because it was a cop. Btw, it's ma'am.

 

[jps]

really? someone spit in a food order for a cop at taco bell? I bet that never happens anywhere else!

oh, and baja blast blows.

 

[joe_schmoe]

The refried beans are freeze dried and must be rehydrated with boiling water for starters. Also, one of the guys spit in an order just because it was a cop. Btw, it's ma'am.

We're going to have to do better than this. Spit food is nothing exclusive to Taco Bell. And the refried bean/freeze dry, reheat method is pretty normal in the food industry. Pretty sure everyone who eats at Taco Bell knows it's not homeade.

 

[KYSportsWriter]

oh, and baja blast blows.

My sentiments exactly.

Worst. Drink. Ever.

 

[crazedchipmunk]

I know that things like that happen everywhere. I just don't eat at that place anymore because I think it's gross in general.

 

[mustangj17]

Ground beef and nacho cheese comes in a bag. But I don't care. It tastes damn good.

I'm pretty sure the Chinese Buffett serves cat, but I still eat there too.

 

[mike311gd]

Please, for the love of God, Allah, Buddha, Camel Joe, Sgt. Slaughter, etc., do not ruin Taco Bell for me. I'm begging you.

 

[DemoChristian]

Does the red shell make your taco pop?