@vodka_samm

[YankeeFan]

College girl gets drunk, runs on field, and is arrested.

She blows a .341 and is proud of it.

http://bit.ly/1dHM2fx

Gotta love the twitter handle though.

 

[Small Town Guy]

I don't think she actually ran on the field (as I try to follow the story). She has become a Twitter legend and retweeted about 200 compliments, while telling haters to **** off. Her dad's quite the dude too, expressing his pride in her ability to drink -- he also says she was never on the field and got arrested an hour before the game.

 

[Vombatus]

Nice tongue!

 

[bumpy mcgee]

Anyone who's tailgated at Kinnick can tell you .341 probably wasn't even in the Top 10 BACs at the game that day.

 

[Mystery Meat II]

College girl gets drunk, runs on field, and is arrested.

She blows a .341 and is proud of it.

I bet she's proud of a lot of things that she blows.

(I'm talking about penises)

 

[spikechiquet]

College girl gets drunk, runs on field, and is arrested.

She blows a .341 and is proud of it.

I bet she's proud of a lot of things that she blows.

(I'm talking about penises)

I dunno...with that tongue, she might be more of a licker.

(I'm talking about vaginas)

 

[dooley_womack1]

Spike, I'll subscribe to your newsletter over Meat II's any day.

 

[Alma]

College girl gets drunk, runs on field, and is arrested.

She blows a .341 and is proud of it.

http://bit.ly/1dHM2fx

Gotta love the twitter handle though.

It's fascinating to me the cultural pass alcohol can get sometimes. The girl's a serious drug addict.

 

[Steak Snabler]

Like I said about the three girls who ran onto the field during the College World Series, if you're going to do stupid ****, just make sure you're hot (or at least reasonably cute) and people will think you're awesome.

 

[Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!]

She's a drunk 6.

 

[Chef2]

She's a drunk 6.

Cop looks like a young Tackleberry.

 

[93Devil]

The tats really bring the look together.

 

[Gutter]

She's a drunk 6.

Cop looks like a young Tackleberry.

or Copeland...

 

[dixiehack]

Guessing it isn't her first experience with a three-for-one.

 

[Chef2]

Guessing it isn't her first experience with a three-for-one.

You win young fella. You win.

 

[Buck]

Just seems like a college student being a college student.

 

[3_Octave_Fart]

If you ever post a BAC that could win a batting title, it's time to fold up shop.

 

[Armchair_QB]

Whenever you read about a successful middle-aged businessman offing himself and no one can figure out why, it's probably because he had a daughter just like this.

 

[Moderator1]

If you ever post a BAC that could win a batting title, it's time to fold up shop.

That's a very good line