Viking Underwear

[MartinEnigmatica]

Yeah, you thought this would probably be something other than a puzzle. But that's seriously what it is. Has anyone ever seen this before?
Here's the main page:
http://www.vikingunderwear.com/thegame/

And as far as I've gotten:
http://www.vikingunderwear.com/thegame/61520.html

I have no idea. But maybe some others out there could spare some time, and hopefully not get handcuffed to the screen like I have.

 

[Unibomber]

how do you get off first page?