"Various Things That **** You Off" rolling thread

[RokSki]

Why be pissed off? Just download Firefox, which give tabs and you don't have to worry about all those browser windows opening up. Further, you don't have to worry about pop ups.

On a serious note, there's your answer, RokSki.

Just because IE now has tabs doesn't put it in the same league as Firefox. It's like Double-A compared to "The Show". And in "The Show", the women all have long legs and brains.

www.firefox.com

Thanks, Crash, I mean BuckW.

I'll scope it out.

 

[shotglass]

What are you talking about?

SportsJournalists.commers who can't use the quote function

Damn, man, you're ****ing funny, you know that? And I'm being serious.

Ellis da ****in' man.

 

[RokSki]

What are you talking about?

SportsJournalists.commers who can't use the quote function

Damn, man, you're ****ing funny, you know that? And I'm being serious.

Ellis da ****in' man.

No ****! If he does standup, I'm there. No lie.

 

[markvid]

Rok,
Why would you get a new laptop just because your web browser isn't working the best?
Take it to Best Buy or somewhere comparable and let them clean your system out. It'll run better, and much cheaper.

 

[RokSki]

Rok,
Why would you get a new laptop just because your web browser isn't working the best?
Take it to Best Buy or somewhere comparable and let them clean your system out. It'll run better, and much cheaper.

Thanks, Mark. I was just thinking of updating the RAM capacity. It's kind of outdated. You're suggestion is probably a lot better, and cheaper.

 

[markvid]

Rok,
Why would you get a new laptop just because your web browser isn't working the best?
Take it to Best Buy or somewhere comparable and let them clean your system out. It'll run better, and much cheaper.

Thanks, Mark. I was just thinking of updating the RAM capacity. It's kind of outdated. You're suggestion is probably a lot better, and cheaper.

Well, actually, maybe I misread your post, then.
Adding RAM is never a bad idea.

 

[Killick]

Tax preparation commercials -- I don't care about Zorro getting his f'in taxes done, and I certainly don't want to talk to Chuck. Bugger off.

 

[RokSki]

Tax preparation commercials -- I don't care about Zorro getting his f'in taxes done

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read, SportsJournalists.com or not. Nice, Killick.

 

[alleyallen]

* Those billboards where God is supposedly talking to his flock ("What part of 'No' didn't you understand." ...uhm, the no part).

* College professors who make students read aloud from the textbook. I graduated second grade, I know how to read, you clod. I'm not going to do it out loud, just because you're too lazy to lecture.

* Having to let my son go back to my ex-wife, especially when he says, "I don't want it to be mommy's turn. I want it to be daddy's turn."

* People who get on the interstate at a snail's pace, slowing down the flow of other cars, only to get off at the very next exit! Just stay on the f-ing feeder road you gimps!

 

[kingcreole]

1. Not getting child support for months when my daughter's father (the ass**** that he is) can afford it twice over.

2. George W. Bush

3. People who like SportsCenter

4. People who pronounce Missouri Missouruh

5. People who are in love with themselves (Whitlock, JDV, whatever)

6. People who cheer in press boxes

7. Me (my wife wanted to contribute to my list)

8. Used-car salesmen

9. The tech people ("Did you restart it?" YES I ****ING RESTARTED IT)

10. Parents who don't know the first thing about parenting.

 

[Mark McGwire]

Baseball writers.

 

[kingcreole]

Talking about the past

 

[zeke12]

Nice touch, creole.

 

[cranberry]

All forms of incivility.

 

[Cadet]

SUVs in parking garages.
Parents who have strollers the size of SUVs.
Sorority girls.
Guys who think girls don't know anything about sports.
Drivers who don't turn off their brights at night.

 

[zeke12]

Bars.

Specifically, the gel-haired, Hollister T-shirt wearing, Bud Light swilling morons who infest them in this college town.

 

[writing irish]

They'd be wearing Spuds Mackenzie t-shirts if it was 1987.

**** off, Spuds. Almost two decades later, you still suck.

 

[Oz]

9. The tech people ("Did you restart it?" YES I ****ING RESTARTED IT)

And don't forget them asking, what did you do to it?

People who don't use turn signals while driving, those people get me every time.

 

[dooley_womack1]

I'm sorry, but Spuds McKenzie rawked. Anyhoo:

--When people will talk on and on without taking a breath.
--When people try to hide their true intentions in happyspeak.
--Inattentive bartenders.

 

[Herbert Anchovy]

All sorts of ****, but, lately, people who snap bubble gum or talk on their toy phones at nicer restaurants.