"Various Things That **** You Off" rolling thread

[sportschick]

Boys
Scrawny girls
People who don't go when the light turns green
People who call the paper wondering why X sporting event isn't on TV
Roger Federer keeping Andy Roddick (and Marat Safin) from winning more slams.

 

[Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell]

When some asshole hogs all of the washing machines in my apartment building.

 

[imjustagirl2]

Trying to eat out at restaurants on Weight Watchers.
Not having slept well in roughly three years.
Huge, blowout fights that drain me.

 

[dawgpounddiehard]

1. When I have about 10 browser windows open and set just so,
and I come upon some site with 1000 flash objects going off and
it wrecks the Internet Explorer program and I have to re-open
all the f'ing windows again and re-enter all the passwords, etc.

Answer to your solution: Quit looking at porn websites.

 

[Dyno]

Dave Matthews' popularity.

 

[User 1019]

Cockblockers

 

[RokSki]

Huge, blowout fights that drain me.

Now I get it. :)

 

[RokSki]

Cockblockers

Hallelujah! Best response yet.

 

[RokSki]

1. When I have about 10 browser windows open and set just so,
and I come upon some site with 1000 flash objects going off and
it wrecks the Internet Explorer program and I have to re-open
all the f'ing windows again and re-enter all the passwords, etc.

Answer to your solution: Quit looking at porn websites.

You know, MySpace could qualify as porn. Good point, dawgp.

 

[Ellis Redding]

Duke basketball.

 

[Flying Headbutt]

Meatheads.

My neighbors upstairs who open up the floorboards and play pinball or something right above my ceiling.

People who operate in oblivion.

The ****ing printer at work.

Anti-shoutouts.

 

[RokSki]

Ira Miller, and his HOF vote

Boo-Yah

 

[Trouser_Buddah]

The cockblockers response deserves a 'boo-yah'

 

[audreyld]

I bought stereo plugs instead of mono plugs. Not really pissed, but definitely mildly annoyed.

 

[leo1]

SportsJournalists.commers who can't use the quote function

 

[Ellis Redding]

What are you talking about?

SportsJournalists.commers who can't use the quote function

 

[leo1]

What are you talking about?

SportsJournalists.commers who can't use the quote function

;D

 

[RokSki]

What are you talking about?

SportsJournalists.commers who can't use the quote function

Damn, man, you're ****ing funny, you know that? And I'm being serious. :)

 

[Chuck~Taylor]

Bill Belidick

 

[jimnorden]

Herpes.